Day of the noobs

She bailed today, apparently her parents guilted her into going to her sisters band thing in San Antonio. I'm flying anyway. I'm sitting in the diner in Fredericksburg waiting on my hamburger.
 
I learned something about insects a couple weeks ago. Do you know the male dragonfly has two penises? The first sucks the semen out of the female dragonfly and the second does the deed.

I read this and now I am trying unsucessfully to forget it, apparently this is one of those facts that just stick in your brain, like the TV theme songs from the 70's!:mad2::mad2:
 
I read this and now I am trying unsucessfully to forget it, apparently this is one of those facts that just stick in your brain, like the TV theme songs from the 70's!:mad2::mad2:

There was a point I was trying to make when I wrote it, but exactly what it was escapes me at the present time.
 
I made this announcement yesterday on the airplane intercom: "Will the flight attendant please prepare the cabin for landing". My wife was not amused...
 
I made this announcement yesterday on the airplane intercom: "Will the flight attendant please prepare the cabin for landing". My wife was not amused...

That reminds me of a bad joke (or claimed true aviation story) to which the punchline is a passenger shouts "don't forget the coffee!" to the stewardess running toward the cockpit.
 
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