Climbs like a homesick angel

[kayoh190]

Hitting the expedite crossing before the controller gets done pronouncing it never gets old.

Friggin' badass! Stupid question, but are you forced to retire?

 

[Bill]

"Did you get any Mud for your turtle?"

My grandpa always asked me if I got any hay for my donkey!

Shakin' like a dog [pooping] peach pits.

We had a basset hound that once ate a brillo pad. Yes, it came out in tact the other end. Damn.

Boy you so damn dumb that you couldn't pour p*ss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

Dumb as a stump