LOL - you actually tell the tower you're ready for "Push back?" Do you also refer to your altitudes as "Flight Levels" below 18,000ft, and request "Taxi to the gate" upon landing? Perhaps you also give flight conditions when checking in with a new controller ("Level, 6,500 light chop")? Do you play make-believe and give an announcement to the make-believe passengers in your plane where you say "Hey guys, from the flight deck, this is your captain speaking - we're number 2 for takeoff and we'll be off the ground shortly. At this time I'd like to ask the flight attendants to please take their seats and prepare for takeoff. We have a short 3 hour flight this afternoon, cruising at, oh, flight level 065, and we'll have a bit of a tail wind, so we'll try to take advantage and get you to your destination a bit ahead of schedule."?
Sounds like it could be a fun way to enjoy General Aviation, although it'd probably be cheaper to just buy a flight simulator and fly Boeings across the US instead.