Okay, fine -- but what to do about Priceline? THEY don't have to tell the guest ANYTHING about my "policies".
On-line reservation places like Priceline represent a quasi-shady, crappy system. Most of the time this system works fine, but when it fails, it does so spectacularly. I know *I* sure as hell would not want to pay $900 for three suites that I didn't use -- but I have absolutely no other choice right now than to charge the guy the full amount, turn dozens of potential guests away -- and hope like hell the guy shows up to use his suites.
He won't, of course, and the events that will follow are absolutely predictable:
1. The guest will get his credit card bill in the mail between 1 and 30 days from now, and will dispute the charge with his credit card company, claiming that he "cancelled" the reservations.
2. We will then ask him to produce the "cancellation code" that we issue to every person who cancels a guaranteed reservation. (That's their "Get out of jail free" card that -- once told to us -- will get them off the hook by proving that they cancelled outside of our cancellation period.)
3. He won't *have* that number, of course, and will throw a holy sh*t-fit about what "jerks" we are, and how he's going to sue us, etc.
4. He will then go on-line to any of a dozen "review" websites and make up all sorts of fake "reviews", describing "blood on the sheets" and "cockroaches in the coffee maker".
5. I will lose hundreds of dollars in future bookings, because all it takes is the slightest hint of impropriety to make a now very-fickle consumer move on to the next lodging choice.
6. Priceline will sit back and wash their hands of the entire affair.
I know all of this is going to happen, beyond a shadow of a doubt, because I've been here before -- and I am absolutely powerless to prevent or influence it.
Unless, of course, I'm willing to lose nearly 1 AMU because of someone else's stupidity...