Matthew
Touchdown! Greaser!
Years ago, in a place near Lake of the Ozarks S/C Missouri, we ate at a nice enough restaurant that had house wine on the honor system. Each table had a carafe and you got charged by the glass. The waiter could also gauge based on how low the carafe was.
There was a big Baptist convention in town that weekend. When the 2 couples sharing the table next to us were asked if they wanted any wine glasses, one of the guys looked around and quietly said, "We're Baptists so we're not supposed to drink."
Then one of the ladies said, "But we're more like Northern Baptists, so yeah, 4 glasses please."
There was a big Baptist convention in town that weekend. When the 2 couples sharing the table next to us were asked if they wanted any wine glasses, one of the guys looked around and quietly said, "We're Baptists so we're not supposed to drink."
Then one of the ladies said, "But we're more like Northern Baptists, so yeah, 4 glasses please."