So I just got my round tuit...
You may recall that Bank of America bought my bank. I didn't want anything to do with them so I opened a checking account elsewhere.
In the meantime I got lots of mail telling me about the "new, exiting" way nothing would change until it changed. With a new fee schedule. Of course, you'd have to know the old fee schedule to see what it meant. It looked like I was looking at $30-$40 a month.
Know what I knew? For most of my time, going back many years, at the old bank I never paid a fee. When I changed direct deposit of my pay to stop it going there it was $5.00 a month.
BOA has been hitting me for a $7.00 fee plus a $1.00 fee.
It took me a while to change all of bill pay and direct debit deals.
So...I went to the local branch to close my account today.
Strange: Now that the office is the all red Bank of America!!!! .... the writing stand doesn't have any withdrawal slips. All of the bins have only deposit slips. I actually checked each one a few times.
As I got my stuff together the teller asks if she can help.
- "Yeah. I want a withdrawal silp"
"You have to see me."
- "I want to close the account."
"OH! You can't close the account without talking to the account manager.
Please take a seat in the waiting area."
---..oookay...
Mr Suit asks if I want to close my account.
--Uh, huh.
I give him the info. He asks for a driver's license. He initials some forms.
(At this point I'm SURE the transfer* I made overnight into the account..they're gonna tell me it hasn't cleared. That's what it said online.)
Teller comes over. Asks for my driver's license and records it.
He comes up with a bank check for my balance LESS A ONE DOLLAR FEE. I mention quietly that that's why I'm closing the account.
Asks if I want cash.
Yep.
I even asked a money order to pay my bill for those a*s, DirecTV.
I sign the check and he cashes it.
I left smiling and relieved.
The people who work there - some of which were with the old bank - were very nice. It's too bad they ended up working for satan.
Dis frog jumped from the pot.
* I wanted the money from my internet savings bank right away. THEY had a deal where I had to verify the new bank account which takes 2-4 business days for you to verify a token deposit. I decided to transfer part to my old, already set-up BOA account to get my hands on it. Even that takes 2 days.
You may recall that Bank of America bought my bank. I didn't want anything to do with them so I opened a checking account elsewhere.
In the meantime I got lots of mail telling me about the "new, exiting" way nothing would change until it changed. With a new fee schedule. Of course, you'd have to know the old fee schedule to see what it meant. It looked like I was looking at $30-$40 a month.
Know what I knew? For most of my time, going back many years, at the old bank I never paid a fee. When I changed direct deposit of my pay to stop it going there it was $5.00 a month.
BOA has been hitting me for a $7.00 fee plus a $1.00 fee.
It took me a while to change all of bill pay and direct debit deals.
So...I went to the local branch to close my account today.
Strange: Now that the office is the all red Bank of America!!!! .... the writing stand doesn't have any withdrawal slips. All of the bins have only deposit slips. I actually checked each one a few times.
As I got my stuff together the teller asks if she can help.
- "Yeah. I want a withdrawal silp"
"You have to see me."
- "I want to close the account."
"OH! You can't close the account without talking to the account manager.
Please take a seat in the waiting area."
---..oookay...
Mr Suit asks if I want to close my account.
--Uh, huh.
I give him the info. He asks for a driver's license. He initials some forms.
(At this point I'm SURE the transfer* I made overnight into the account..they're gonna tell me it hasn't cleared. That's what it said online.)
Teller comes over. Asks for my driver's license and records it.
He comes up with a bank check for my balance LESS A ONE DOLLAR FEE. I mention quietly that that's why I'm closing the account.
Asks if I want cash.
Yep.
I even asked a money order to pay my bill for those a*s, DirecTV.
I sign the check and he cashes it.
I left smiling and relieved.
The people who work there - some of which were with the old bank - were very nice. It's too bad they ended up working for satan.
Dis frog jumped from the pot.
* I wanted the money from my internet savings bank right away. THEY had a deal where I had to verify the new bank account which takes 2-4 business days for you to verify a token deposit. I decided to transfer part to my old, already set-up BOA account to get my hands on it. Even that takes 2 days.
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