1) I can't fly upside down. So far just learning right side up.
2) but maybe you have. Some have. I don't see the problem, the airfoil is still the bottom side of Bernoullis pitot tube, the "laminated" air, being less affected as you look further away from the airfoil layer makes up the top side, and low pressure above the wing?
The number 1 myth about airfoils is that they are curved on the top and flat on the bottom. A brief visit to the airport should make it obvious that this is not the case. If someone starts out with an explanation of "lift" that claims that airfoils are flat on the bottom and curved on the top, you can stop listening, because what follows will be bull hockey.
The number 2 myth is that what happens on top of the airfoil is somehow different than what happens on the bottom (in terms of fundamental aerodynamic principals). Say, Newton vs. Bernoulli. If this were true, all the people doing CFD (Computational Fluid Dynamics) would be coming up with the wrong answers and Boeing would have gone out of business years ago.
Newton, Euler, Bernoulli, Navier-Stokes, lifting line, circulation, etc.; all that stuff applies above, below, in front of and behind the wing.
If you like Bernoulli's equation, you apply it both above and below the wing to get the pressure distributions on both sides (lower than static over much of the top, higher than static over most of the bottom).
If you like circulation, you apply it to both the top and bottom (faster than free stream velocity on top, slower on the bottom, upwash in front, downwash behind).
If you like Newton's equations, you have to apply them to the air all around the airfoil to get a total result ( upwash and downwash)
If you like to the integrate the Navier-Stokes equations, you are either working on your aero PHD, are getting paid very well to do CFD, and/or are a couple bricks shy of a full load.
People have tried to explain sails to me as being just like an airplane wing. I can buy that when sailing close to the wind. However, sailboats can also sail with the wind behind them. I think this is akin to put your hand out the window of a car. It gets pushed by a Newtonian force, and does not have anything to do with Bernoulli.
I suspect this is a very difficult question to answer. If it was easy, there would be papers published, and we would not be debating the issue.
Bernoulli and Euiler did their work in the mid to late 1700's - well before the idea of airplane wings and lift were developed. Bernoulli's equation simply applies to flow along a streamline in an invicid fluid and really is not directly related to wings, venturis, etc.
Now, in your example, when you are operating on the back side of the lift curve ("stalled"), the vortex behavior gets very messy and detailed calculations are exceptionally difficult at best. But to say that "This is Newton and that is Bernoulli" really doesn't work given the actual nature of the equations.
Now, the question about lift does get complicated to answer in a simple intuitive way (without resorting to vector addition and/or calculus) which is probably why there is so much mythology out there. Also, there seems to be a tendency to discount some of the anatomically correct resources out there because they pretty much tell you that the stuff that your primary instructor (and the FAA literature) taught you is nonsense. But, if you are willing to look, you will find. Even the Wikipeda article is pretty good.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lift_(force). Some NASA resources have been linked earlier in this thread but were apparently dismissed because NASA is run by scientists who actually understand this stuff. Even my smart ass versions have been linked and ignored as well (not that I blame anyone for that one ;-) )