Anthony
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I got your jeep thing, but now it burns when I pee
I think you are confusing a Jeep with those women you meet on High Street.
I got your jeep thing, but now it burns when I pee
A face of a movie star with a body worth holding close... Kind of what I thought.LA face with an Oakland bootie.
I think you are confusing a Jeep with those women you meet on High Street.
I really like it when someone jacks up the rear end of a car to make room for big slicks... on a front-wheel-drive car! Snicker.
"You need to put some chains on the trailer." - Radio, Ice Road Truckers
"You need to put some chains on the trailer." - Radio, Ice Road Truckers
That might actually help the trailer brakes.
Neither do I..... I never did well on ghetto stereotype quizzes. I was too busy studying aviation and electronics as I was growing up, and I kept my pants up at all times
(Hand to forehead, shaking head...)
Sorry, Red Tail. We can vouch that there are few humans on the planet as nice as Spike who started this and did not go there. "There" was uncalled for, but hey, we joke and tease.
Vis:
Try to come meet up with us at some future opportunity so we can all offend each other in the flesh.
(Thank you, Mike).
There are those who say that the mere fact of seeing me, in the flesh, offends.
(Thank you, Mike).
There are those who say that the mere fact of seeing me, in the flesh, offends.
Okay this thread got me thinking. It is apparent that many people on here lack basic urban ghetto knowledge. To that end I've put together a little quiz for you alls to test your urban savvy.
1. A black man approaches you and says in a quiet voice "Check it yo, I've got some phat assed killa." He means:
a) I have an overweight hit man availabe for hire.
b) I have some top grade marijuana for sale.
c) Please call the police, someone is trying to kill me.
2. You approach Jamaal the pimp in front of his customized metallic chartreus Mercedes. He says to you "First up, check the blades on the benz." You proceed to:
a) Place all of your knives on the hood of his car.
b) Investigate an automotive cooling system issue.
c) Express admiration for his rims.
3. Yolanda, Jonesha and Latifa walk by. You say to your home boy:
a) "Them stank hoes gots ass for days!"
b) "Those poor girls really need to get more exercise."
c) "I wonder if they have boyfriends."
4. Match the following East Bay rappers with the symbolic messages below: E40, Spice 1 and Too $hort
a) Killing g's with a gat__________
b) Denegrating women__________
c) Dealing dope________________
5. You are walking down a street in North Oakland (I know you wouldn't, but let's say you are) and a man tells you he'll sell you a grill. The significance is:
a) George Foreman, like many aging athletes with an underprivileged upbringing, became destitute and is desparate for money.
b) The local Wal Mart got knocked off last week.
c) A local enterpraneur discovered a way to unload outdated niche jewelry items with limited value - sell it to the white folks driving through this part of town to get their "cultural experience."
So often seen in concert with baggy pants with the crotch hanging down around the knees, ball caps with a giant bill, razor-straight, mostly worn in a carefully-arranged off-kilter style.
I often have the urge to approach the wearer, take the hat and say, "here, let me help you with that," while bending the bill to a nice, well-crafted arc.
In so doing, I guess I'd be crushing the spirit of a home boy from the mean streets of north Dallas.
We're being "fair" ... not everyone in your
generation is an idiot who doesn't know how to wear pants.