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Snorting his way across the USA
I used to be in to really nice dive watches (Seikos, Heuer Leonides, etc...) but the problem is I tend to destroy watches plus I find heavy watches to be annoying to wear during the type of intense physical activity that I commonly engage in that destroys watches in the first place. So I went to the cheap $5 disposable plastic digital deals. Nowadays, I'm always near some sort of time piece (car clock, telephone, computer, wall clock, ect...) so I find that I really don't need to wear a watch.
Now.... here's the glitch....
Call me visionary, but in a few years Apple will announce the "iWatch", which will be a worn cell phone that replaces the iPhone and iPad, the holographic display for which will be projected from a small implant in the center of the forehead. Initially only popular with East Indian Hindis, the device will quickly catch on to the Western world and will revolutionize cell phone and tablet usage. I may actually go back to wearing a watch at that point.
Or not, as the iPlant will shortly follow. This will be a brain implant that will replace functionality of the iWatch, and won't require a projected display. You can have E6B functionality, UTC time displayed in the right brain, local time displayed in the left brain, and concurrent solitaire games in your near field vision. The disadvantage is that now you've given AT&T control of your brain, and you will lose the will to shop for a better data plan, plus the thought of letting your contract lapse through non payment will become unconscionable.
Now.... here's the glitch....
Call me visionary, but in a few years Apple will announce the "iWatch", which will be a worn cell phone that replaces the iPhone and iPad, the holographic display for which will be projected from a small implant in the center of the forehead. Initially only popular with East Indian Hindis, the device will quickly catch on to the Western world and will revolutionize cell phone and tablet usage. I may actually go back to wearing a watch at that point.
Or not, as the iPlant will shortly follow. This will be a brain implant that will replace functionality of the iWatch, and won't require a projected display. You can have E6B functionality, UTC time displayed in the right brain, local time displayed in the left brain, and concurrent solitaire games in your near field vision. The disadvantage is that now you've given AT&T control of your brain, and you will lose the will to shop for a better data plan, plus the thought of letting your contract lapse through non payment will become unconscionable.