MAKG1
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Do you want to include the ones not known about at the time or not?
How many wallabies? Turkeys? Opossum?
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Do you want to include the ones not known about at the time or not?
How many wallabies? Turkeys? Opossum?
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When can we expect the end of the world to occur? Want to have affairs in order.
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"In their book, The Genesis Flood, Doctors Morris and Whitcomb say that only 35,000 individual animals needed to go on the ark. John Woodmorappe, the author of Noah's Ark: A Feasibility Study, believes that an even smaller number of animals would have been transported upon the ark. Woodmorappe explains that the word "specie" is not equivalent to the "created kinds" of the Genesis account, so as few as 2,000 animals may have been required on the ark.
ChristianAnswers.net explains that as many as 50,000 animals (including creatures that may now be extinct) could have fit on board the ark. These would not have needed to be the largest or even adult specimens."
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Here's the thing. The Ark's loadmaster was reasonably skilled and knowledgeable. Elephants go in the bottom for ballast. Giraffes get deck space because their necks can double as lookout masts. Hyenas go in the bilge because of the sound they make when they f**. Monkeys are kept away from the crew quarters because they like to throw feces. Dogs are kept away from the monkeys because they like to eat feces. Oh, well, then why not just let the dogs clean up then.
Where it got really dicey is the chickens. One of the prophets told Noah that way out, far forward in the future, in order for those makers of law to lay claim to the validity of the necessity to keep chickens cage free, THE ORIGINAL CHICKENS CAN NOT BE KEPT IN A CAGE!!
That's right. So there is exactly ONE OF TWO POSSIBILITIES:
1. Chickens were the only animals not to be kept in a cage aboard the Ark.
2. The original chickens were in fact caged. Okay PETA. Okay FDA. Explain that one huh.
Well I suspect the wallabies, turkeys and possums were known about and included but you ask a very good question. What animals don't we have because nobody knew about them and they weren't included? Perhaps this is why the dinosours became extinct? Maybe they were too unruly to be herded aboard the ark? Perhaps the other animals were at risk from being eaten by them? Maybe Noah was setting his descendants up for future stock in Jurassic Park movies? We'll never know.
Then the fish. Obviously, you aren't going to bring fish aboard. They can live in water. But, what about marine mammals? Otters? Sea lions? Those don't technically need an Ark, but psychologically, wouldn't they feel left out? Excluded?
I would suggest that you set up your Ashley Madison account, right now, as I believe they have fixed the security breach, and you really don't need to wait for the end of the world in order to have affairs.
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Why do they drink their beer warm on the other side of the pond?
flhrci
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Why did this thread go dark for so long?
Why is Harley-Davidson the best motorcycle manufacturer on the planet?
Why is Harley-Davidson the best motorcycle manufacturer on the planet?
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Were there fish, whales, and dolphins on the ark?
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If Sac sucks at answering ask Sac, should we sack Sac?
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PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals.
Do you have the tshirt?
Do you have the tshirt?
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Define "they." I'm assuming you mean the Ozzies. They drink their beer warm because the ones on the OTHER side of the pond, the Brits, drink their beer warm. But honestly I have never drank a warm beer in Australia so I don't know why they get such a bad rap. Nor have I actually seen a real Ozzie drink a Fosters. In fact, I'm not sure I've seen a Fosters over there.
But Southeast Asia is on the other side of the pond too. They do not drink warm beer. They have Tiger Girls
Whose only job is to open bottles of Tiger Beer for you, pour it in to a mug, and place large chunks of ice in your glass so it will be cold. Take that Ozzies. Take that Brits. Hah.
They have a large market share. They are manufacturing a model in India even.
Just look at these Sikh mother*****s rule the highways.
Was this not addressed previously? What would you put a fish, a whale and a dolphin in? (answer, water.) What was the Ark floating on? (Answer, sand and rock, after the water receded. How the fish, whales and dolphins survived is a bit of a miracle.)
If Sac sucks at answering ask Sac, should we sack Sac?
Dude, any question posed after 4:00 p.m. PST will normally go unanswered until the next day (and probably rightly.)
T shirt? I have the bumper sticker.
Seriously though, I don't have the bumper sticker, because I don't do bumper stickers. But if I did bumper stickers, I would have one.
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they
pronoun: they
1.
used to refer to two or more people or things previously mentioned or easily identified.
"the two men could get life sentences if they are convicted"
- people in general.
"the rest, as they say, is history"
informal
a group of people in authority regarded collectively.
"they cut my water off"
2.
used to refer to a person of unspecified sex.
"ask someone if they could help"
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My son is finishing up his AA degree. One course this semester is an internet research course. He was quite underwhelmed. It is an online course in how to google. For college credit. But he didn't get the nifty certificate...
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You mean like this one?
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Sac, you took the bait! I saw what you did "Probably because the Harley was in the shop for the last two weeks." I did not say that in my post of course.
Why is the Sac sooooo jealous of those of us with Harley-Davidson motorcycles? LOL
Why is the Sac sooooo jealous of those of us with Harley-Davidson motorcycles? LOL
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I have 3 daughters, my oldest is 6 and my twins are 3. How many more years do you think I have before I go to jail?
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All of us aren't jealous of your motorsickle. They're too easy to run over, and too loud to drive behind. This is how I get my open air, I used it to take my wife on our honeymoon, and if it starts to rain, the roof goes up in 12 seconds and I continue on my way, dry.
Plus I get discounts on insurance for low occupant injury rates, and for rollover resistance.
AND I can hear the radio if there's no Harley beside or in front of me.Attachments
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Sac has ridden a Road Glide and found it to be nicely maneuverable at low speeds. CHP cops say the same about their Road Kings except they don't like to push them much past 90 for stability reasons. (Not that they can push them much past 90.)
I would consult a defense attorney... right now. That link you clicked on when you signed up for your Ashley Madison account infected your computer with child porn and the Feds know all about it.
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1. Table salt or sea salt?
2. Cowboys or Indians?
3. Are you tired of people not allowing this thread to die?
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2. Cowboys or Indians?
3. Are you tired of people not allowing this thread to die?
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You do realize your wife was looking over your shoulder when you typed that...
........You do realize your wife was looking over your shoulder when you typed that...
Hahaha not funny
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1. Neither, food already has plenty of salt in it.
2. Indians. Mine is currently ****ed at me right now. I think I like Asians better anyway so it's no matter.
3. Hey man, I'm a resource.
Yes, get married, and they will start falling out of the woodwork. Or travel to Southeast Asia. Perhaps that's not love but it's a damned good substitute.
You do realize your wife was looking over your shoulder when you typed that...
His wife and his girlfriend are probably Facebook friends by now.
Beg to differ. Hilarious. Hillary us. Sander ous. Trump dat.
I like bacon too much to convert.
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Probably fairly good, as long as you aren't expecting much more than one cent.
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Turkey bacon is kosher.
Those two words do not belong in the same sentence.
flhrci
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Is "turkey bacon" the same as, better than or worse than real pork bacon?
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Don't get me wrong, I like turkey. Cooked in the oven, sliced, and covered with gravy. Not made in to some faux pork product faking ham or bacon.
It's akin to painting over the stripe on a skunk and calling it a cat. It just doesn't quite work.
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Got a story on that one? LOL
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Pretty much why I don't go to Subway much. Virtually every meat they have is actually turkey. Which is fine if your in the mood for turkey.
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If I'm in the mood for turkey, I want fresh turkey, not something that has been rendered, ground, pressed, caramelized, iodized, nitrated, colorated, redacted, refracted, dilated, titillated and emasculated in to something trying to imitate something that walks on four legs.
I don't like ground turkey either. Those processed breaded chicken patties I can semi-tolerate with a bad hangover but turkey that way, no.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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Ground turkey makes pretty good chili, and it masquerades well in things like spaghetti sauce, lasagna, things where you don't really expect much beef flavor, just something meaty to chew. And if you are fighting cholesterol problems.
It's hard to beat a nicely grilled, rare slab of beef . . . .
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Which is the better invention the hula hoop or the pet rock?