OMG I love your pie chart. It reminds me of this "action item man" cartoon from my old job. I will see if I can dig it up.
Wow, now that was funny
Take a memo!
My favorite line was “Check your scope document, commissioner! I don’t see that on my list of deliverables for this milestone!” In my business, it is all about scope.
Sounds like Kimberly wants to touch my butt!