Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe
Touchdown! Greaser!
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Light and Sporty Guy
So, a downstate tourist walks into a bar in Ishpeming (in Michigan's Upper Peninsula). After a couple beers he says to the bartender "Hey! I heard a great Finnish joke today, should I tell it?" The bartender leans over the bar, glowering at the downstater "Before you tell the joke, I should tell you that the really big guy to your left is a world champion lumber jack - and he's a Finn. The guy down at the end of the bar is a Marquette County trooper, and a Finn. And, I'm Finnish too. Are you sure you want to tell this joke?" The tourist thinks it over and says "Nahh... Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."