Alright I will say it. Has anyone noticed that captain is back?

ahkahn said:
I've never smoked meat. It's as American as apple pie, but can't say I've ever tried smoking meat. Tried a cigarette once, not a huge fan, but I've heard smoking meat would leave a worse aftertaste than a cigarette. Stogies, however, are good on occasion.
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Smoking meat brings out flavors that will make you drool all over yourself. Rub a brisket and smoke a brisket and life is complete.
 
Apparently, from this thread, most people here are more interested in cole slaw than Captain, which speaks to the intelligence of the group (in a good way).

But if Captain wants to come back and participate with a low profile, I am good with that.
 
Odd that Captain hasn't commented on the welcome back thread.

He must really hate cole slaw.
 
I should have made the thread title: "Do you Pray before you eat coleslaw?"
Then he would contribute here.
 
mkosmo said:
Smoking meat brings out flavors that will make you drool all over yourself. Rub a brisket and smoke a brisket and life is complete.
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Any time I've ever smoked anything I end up coughing all over myself. I'm sure smoking a brisket would probably have a similar effect. I did, however, find this link to a product whereby you can smoke bacon. I've never smoked bacon either.

http://www.vaporgod.com/Bacon_p_35.html
 
I tried to smoke a turkey once, it took 15 packs of rolling papers and I couldn't get it to stay lit! :dunno:

ahkahn said:
Any time I've ever smoked anything I end up coughing all over myself. I'm sure smoking a brisket would probably have a similar effect. I did, however, find this link to a product whereby you can smoke bacon. I've never smoked bacon either.

http://www.vaporgod.com/Bacon_p_35.html
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you know, guys, I've got some very important "does this count as PIC" questions to ask, but threads like this keeps everyone from answering them. Let's keep it serious. :D
 
N747JB said:
I tried to smoke a turkey once, it took 15 packs of rolling papers and I couldn't get it to stay lit! :dunno:
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ha... I tried it in a bong once,, but it kept plugging up the screen in the bowl....;)
 
So....where is he? :yikes:

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rolivi said:
Odd that Captain hasn't commented on the welcome back thread.

He must really hate cole slaw.
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I feel like I should know/remember who Captain is. But I can't.

And I hate cole slaw too.
 
rbridges said:
you know, guys, I've got some very important "does this count as PIC" questions to ask, but threads like this keeps everyone from answering them. Let's keep it serious. :D
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Slaw IS serious business.
 
Found him.

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I had a turd that wouldn't flush. That's pretty much the same thing right?
 
Henning said:
I don't think Conan was born when that picture was taken.
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I was watching Johnny Carson, one night, at least 30 years ago, and he had Lee Marvin on fora n interview. Somehow Captain Kangaroo came up in their conversation, and Lee Marvin told a story about Bob Keeshan (Capt Kangaroo). He apparently saved his entire squad in a battle with some German soldiers in WWII.

Lee Marvin praised Keeshan as the bravest man he ever met.

th
 
Florida Cracker said:
I was watching Johnny Carson, one night, at least 30 years ago, and he had Lee Marvin on fora n interview. Somehow Captain Kangaroo came up in their conversation, and Lee Marvin told a story about Bob Keeshan (Capt Kangaroo). He apparently saved his entire squad in a battle with some German soldiers in WWII.

Lee Marvin praised Keeshan as the bravest man he ever met.

th
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He had to be brave to go on TV with that haircut and that suit!
 
Florida Cracker said:
I was watching Johnny Carson, one night, at least 30 years ago, and he had Lee Marvin on fora n interview. Somehow Captain Kangaroo came up in their conversation, and Lee Marvin told a story about Bob Keeshan (Capt Kangaroo). He apparently saved his entire squad in a battle with some German soldiers in WWII.

Lee Marvin praised Keeshan as the bravest man he ever met.

th
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Total fabrication:

http://www.truthorfiction.com/keeshan/
 
Florida Cracker said:
I was watching Johnny Carson, one night, at least 30 years ago, and he had Lee Marvin on fora n interview. Somehow Captain Kangaroo came up in their conversation, and Lee Marvin told a story about Bob Keeshan (Capt Kangaroo). He apparently saved his entire squad in a battle with some German soldiers in WWII.

Lee Marvin praised Keeshan as the bravest man he ever met.

th
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Bob Keeshan never saw action in WWII.

http://www.snopes.com/military/celebrities/leemarvin.asp
 
Mr. Peppermint's son is the singer for the buttholesurfers though.
 
EdFred said:
I had a turd that wouldn't flush. That's pretty much the same thing right?
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Next time just use a coat hanger and the ice bucket. You can dislodge anything with those tools.
 
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Stingray Don said:
Wasn't it Gustave Whitehead that said that first? So tired of the Wrights claiming credit for Gustave's work. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Gustave Whitehead invented cole slaw? Who knew!? Can I get the recipe?

Now was this the kinda healthy kind with fat and no sugar or the unhealthy kind with the sugar that killed Captain Kangaroo?
 
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