Well, crap... I was going to get into machine maintenance and raw material servicing as my post airline pilot gig in a couple of years, but if I'm replaced as a pilot, I'm sure all these maintenance jobs on the machine floor will have already been taken over by robots.
Now I have no idea what I'm going to do with my time. Maybe I'll get my Coast Guard NMC Charter Boat Captain's license. It sounds like those guys are irreplaceable...
Are you really just that stupid? Seriously? Holy ****, and they gave you a pilot's license? **** me dead.