Academics of a Wiggle... [NA]

[KennyFlys]

Ya can't make this stuff up!

Jessica Alba has the perfect wiggle, study says

Scott, in your honor!

 

[Teller1900]

Can't say as I'd disagree.

 

[KennyFlys]

Can't say as I'd disagree.

I don't suppose you know any qualifying flight attendants these days?

 

[alaskaflyer]

*Grabs tape measure and girlfriend*

 

[ScottM]

Ya can't make this stuff up!

Jessica Alba has the perfect wiggle, study says

Scott, in your honor!

I need to see the detailed data and need a grant form the US Government to conduct my own study


Of course I will need research assistants, any takers?

 

[Let'sgoflying!]

There are some things you don't need to analyse with measuring devices! hmmm where is that Shakira dvd?

 

[Teller1900]

I don't suppose you know any qualifying flight attendants these days?

I wish...the 1900 doesn't have any flight attendants, damnit. Once I transition to the Saab I may well have to conduct my own, highly scientific study.

 

[ScottM]

I don't suppose you know any qualifying flight attendants these days?

From my commercial airline experience I would expect the inverse of that ratio.

 

[Ken Ibold]

Now, now, anyone who has seen "Miss Congeniality" knows there's more to it than that.

"Look at me! I'm priiiiiiiiiitttttttyyyyy."

 

[ScottM]

Well those scientists at Cambridge may have a thing or two but I heard at the Creation Science Institute that they have found that the jiggle is a product of Intel-i-jello Design

They have calculated that the woman below has the ideal jiggle factor

 

[KennyFlys]

 

[NightHawk]

Scott,

That's just WRONG! It's much too soon after lunch for that.

Al

 

[Teller1900]

I don't know if I'd call that ideal, but there's definitely some serious jiggle there.

 

[NC Pilot]

So, those with 52" hips and a 36" waist qualify as well?

Hmmmm...

 

[tonycondon]

barforama scott