Bob Bement
Pattern Altitude
This is happening all to often these days: Units found a little boy beaten and bloody walking the streets. They asked him where his parents were he said they are divorced. They asked the boy if he wanted to go to his fathers house he said no, he beats me. Your mothers house? he said no, she beats me too. He then looked at the officers and said, I want to go to the Dallas Cowboys, they don't beat anybody"