A conversation using nothing but song lyrics

[GrampaMark]

With a four-barrel carb and the dual exhaust
And 4:11 gears she can really get lost
Got safety tubes but I ain't scared
The brakes are good the tires fair...

 

[Bill]

Who's gonna drive me home tonight?

 

[GrampaMark]

Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away...

 

[Bob Noel]

Roxanne

 

[Kelvin]

...paved paradise to put up a parking lot...

 

[GrampaMark]

Out of cocaine
Drivin' that train
Casey Jones better
Watch your speed.

 

[Bill]

It's my life, don't you forget

 

[Kelvin]

...about me....

 

[Bill]

I'm just a symptom of the moral decay...

 

[Kelvin]

I'm just a symptom of the moral decay...

Devil with a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with a blue dress on.

 

[Bill]

Devil went down to Georgia

 

[rpadula]

Devil went down to Georgia

The whole day through
Just an old sweet song
Keeps Georgia on my mind

 

[EdFred]

She drove a Plymouth Satellite, faster than the speed of light

I got me a Chrysler as big as a whale,
and it's about to set sail!

 

[Bill]

I got me a Chrysler as big as a whale,
and it's about to set sail!

Sailing takes me away

 

[EdFred]

Sailing takes me away

Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with me.

 

[Bill]

The whole day through
Just an old sweet song
Keeps Georgia on my mind

Peaches come in a can, they were put there by a man, in a factory downtown

 

[PaulS]

Paradise by the dashboard lights....

 

[EdFred]

Peaches come in a can, they were put there by a man, in a factory downtown

I'm going to the country, gonna eat me a lot of peaches.

 

[Bill]

Paradise by the dashboard lights....

You call someplace paradise, kiss it goodbye.

 

[Bill]

I'm going to the country, gonna eat me a lot of peaches.

Country roads, take me home!

 

[Fearless Tower]

Johnny won't you please come home?

I only like dreamin'...all the day long.

 

[Bill]

Dreamer, you now you are a dreamer.

 

[EdFred]

Dreamer, you now you are a dreamer.

...because that's what dreams are made of.

 

[Matthew]

(Hahaha holy hell, that's every family Christmas on my mom's side of the family. Who's song is that? I must hear it!)

https://youtu.be/mxAAz1lUV14

 

[Bill]

...because that's what dreams are made of.

Passing by a cemetery I think of all the little hopes and dreams that lie lifeless and unfilled beneath the soil

 

[Captain]

I see a red door and I want to paint it black...

 

[EdFred]

Passing by a cemetery I think of all the little hopes and dreams that lie lifeless and unfilled beneath the soil

Because I'm wanted
Dead or alive.

 

[Bill]

Because I'm wanted
Dead or alive.

If a ten ton truck kills the both of us, to die by your side, well the pleasure, the privilege is mine.

 

[Bill]

I see a red door and I want to paint it black...

When black Friday comes I'll stand down by the door.

 

[EdFred]

When black Friday comes I'll stand down by the door.

Back in black,
I hit the sack
I been too long,
I'm glad to be back

 

[PaulS]

Father Christmas, give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys.
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

 

[Bill]

Back in black,
I hit the sack
I been too long,
I'm glad to be back

I'm dirty, mean, and mighty unclean.

 

[Bill]

Father wears his Sunday best.

 

[EdFred]

Father wears his Sunday best.

I can't believe the news today
I can't close my eyes
And make it go away
How long...
How long must we sing this song?

 

[Bill]

I can't believe the news today
I can't close my eyes
And make it go away
How long...
How long must we sing this song?

I heard the news today, oh boy.

 

[Gary]

You call someplace paradise, kiss it goodbye.

Cheeseburger in paradise
Medium rare with muenster is nice
Heaven on earth with an onion slice

 

[Matthew]

I've got two tickets to paradise,
won't you pack your bags we'll leave tonight

 

[Gary]

I can't believe the news today
I can't close my eyes
And make it go away
How long...
How long must we sing this song?

How long has this been going on?

Well, your friends with their fancy persuasion
Don't admit that it's part of a scheme
But I can't help but have my suspicion
'Cause I ain't quite as dumb as I seem

 

[Gerhardt]

my friends, my friends, we never got together again, but I really do miss my friends.

 

[Bill]

my friends, my friends, we never got together again, but I really do miss my friends.

Imagine how the world could be, so very fine, so happy together.