[Na] A good idea?

[saracelica]

Was reading about new York city on new years eve. Evidently once you're in the spot you can't leave and come back. Which the solution is wearing a diaper. Gag but to each their own. I have way to much time and thought once you teach yourself to pee your pants. How do you unlearn that skill

 

[Bob Noel]

That is a candidate for wth-post...

 

[GeorgeC]

When you gotta go... go in style.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-75-leather-mosh-pit-diaper-lets-you-pee-yourself-at-concerts/

 

[nauga]

When you gotta go... go in style.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-75-leather-mosh-pit-diaper-lets-you-pee-yourself-at-concerts/

At the kind of places with the kind of music I like a ticket/cover charge is all you need to pee yourself at 'concerts' [sic].

Nauga,
wrenchin' up his ****

 

[ArrowFlyer86]

I have way to much time and thought once you teach yourself to pee your pants. How do you unlearn that skill

Given the random yet the pointed nature of the post, I have to ask: are you inquiring because you've been able to unlearn that skill?

And as pilots I think we all know there are more civilized options at our disposal. The travel-john bags and the bigger gatorade bottles to name a couple. Just do your business and then give the p*ssjug the old heave-ho and huck it into the NYE crowd.

(If you've ever watched Trailer Park Boys, there's a rather good episode about this method)

 

[eman1200]

if you whip it out and pee on someone else, you 1) get to relieve yourself and 2) make it look like someone else peed their pants. win win.

 

[tspear]

Was reading about new York city on new years eve. Evidently once you're in the spot you can't leave and come back. Which the solution is wearing a diaper. Gag but to each their own. I have way to much time and thought once you teach yourself to pee your pants. How do you unlearn that skill

I went to on NYC on New Years Eve once to see the ball drop. Checked the box, not doing it again. We however, bought VIP tickets at the AMC a block away. We arrived at noon, watched multiple movies, enjoyed the buffet, drinks, bathrooms and around 11:45pm went out onto the balcony and watched the ball drop. We could only see roughly half the drop before it went behind the building. But that was enough, by 12:15 we headed out and walked back to our hotel. Never had to worry about needing Depends

Tim

 

[MauleSkinner]

@saracelica , you both asked and answered the question in the thread title, but you misspelled “nah” or “no”, whichever it was you intended.

 

[Lindberg]

Was reading about new York city on new years eve. Evidently once you're in the spot you can't leave and come back. Which the solution is wearing a diaper. Gag but to each their own. I have way to much time and thought once you teach yourself to pee your pants. How do you unlearn that skill

I'm guessing you've never been scuba diving.

 

[Sac Arrow]

Just make sure you’re on the very top floor if you go out on the balcony.

 

[Tools]

if you whip it out and pee on someone else, you 1) get to relieve yourself and 2) make it look like someone else peed their pants. win win.

Uh… I’ve been told, by VERY reliable sources, there are other complications to this method.

That’s all I got to say about that.

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

 

[Learnin’ to fly…]

I'm guessing you've never been scuba diving.

Perhaps the biggest downside of dry suit diving.

 

[DaleB]

At the kind of places with the kind of music I like a ticket/cover charge is all you need to pee yourself at 'concerts' [sic].

At the places with the kind of music I like, most of those attending are probably already in Depends.

 

[Half Fast]

Perhaps the biggest downside of dry suit diving.

P-valve.

Relief Valves and She-P

Drysuit Balanced Relief Valves A critical accessory for any drysuit diver, a relief valve supports a well-hydrated diver, especially on long dives. Without a relief valve, drysuit divers tend to intentionally dehydrate themselves to try to avoid the 'urge' during an extended bottom time dive...

www.divegearexpress.com

 

[Tools]

I call that tactical dehydration, which I started practicing after it became an act of congress to get out of the cockpit of a 121 flight…

 

[MauleSkinner]

I call that tactical dehydration, which I started practicing after it became an act of congress to get out of the cockpit of a 121 flight…

I quit practicing tactical dehydration when I started flying 2-pilot airplanes with a lav (non-121.) In Barons and King Airs, I’d do a bladder pressure check with a hour to go to figure out if I could drink some water or had to wait until we landed. In jets, the CEO figured out pretty quickly that when I got up and went back to the lav we were an hour out. Apparently old habits die hard.

 

[Learnin’ to fly…]

P-valve.

Relief Valves and She-P

Drysuit Balanced Relief Valves A critical accessory for any drysuit diver, a relief valve supports a well-hydrated diver, especially on long dives. Without a relief valve, drysuit divers tend to intentionally dehydrate themselves to try to avoid the 'urge' during an extended bottom time dive...

www.divegearexpress.com

Yeah - they’ve taken that through a few iterations. It’s getting better.

I bail on the concept when they start describing how to apply the glue to myself to make it all work. All I can think of is the scene in American Pie (2?) where Jim calls 911 to report that he has superglued himself…to…himself.

I’ll just hold it

 

[FormerHangie]

Was reading about new York city on new years eve. Evidently once you're in the spot you can't leave and come back. Which the solution is wearing a diaper. Gag but to each their own. I have way to much time and thought once you teach yourself to pee your pants. How do you unlearn that skill

Hmm, when you composed this post, you hadn't been drinking or anything, had you?

My younger daughter and I went for a brief skiing trip to Snowshoe, WV. We stayed in a small condo, which I assume was owned by an individual who rented it out when not in use. Apparently someone in the owner's family is a parrothead, and painted this, which was hung on the wall:


It appears to me that someone had one too many margargaritas when he or she was drawing this out. I was wondering if you were having a similar experience.

- Matt, who has had three experiences with Tequila, none of which were positive.

 

[asicer]

Hmm, when you composed this post, you hadn't been drinking or anything, had you?

My younger daughter and I went for a brief skiing trip to Snowshoe, WV. We stayed in a small condo, which I assume was owned by an individual who rented it out when not in use. Apparently someone in the owner's family is a parrothead, and painted this, which was hung on the wall:
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It appears to me that someone had one too many margargaritas when he or she was drawing this out. I was wondering if you were having a similar experience.

- Matt, who has had three experiences with Tequila, none of which were positive.

I want to see what absinthe does.

 

[MauleSkinner]

I want to see what absinthe does.

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

 

[nauga]

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

That's my second favorite Mike Tyson quote.

Nauga,
who has a plan 'til he gets punched in the face

 

[asicer]

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

And bad mints makes the fart go yonder.

 

[Half Fast]

I always thought absence made the heart go wander.

 

[robin ardoin]

That's my second favorite Mike Tyson quote.

Nauga,
who has a plan 'til he gets punched in the face

My favorite is his phone number: FeeFiFi-FoSithFo-FiFoFiFo

 

[SoonerAviator]

It's acceptable for Astronauts to wear diapers, even when driving 900 miles to chase down a cheating boyfriend.

 

[Ventucky Red]

NYC on New Years Eve.... nope, NYC (The Village) on Halloween... well worth it... it is kind of like of like Noah's Ark, two of everything... just don't stay too long.

 

[MauleSkinner]

It's acceptable for Astronauts to wear diapers, even when driving 900 miles to chase down a cheating boyfriend.

IIRC, the boyfriend was cheating on his wife, not her, and the reason she was chasing him is that he broke it off with her, not his wife.

 

[SoonerAviator]

IIRC, the boyfriend was cheating on his wife, not her, and the reason she was chasing him is that he broke it off with her, not his wife.

I'm don't think that distinction makes wearing diapers to avoid stopping for bathroom breaks while on an anger-fueled road trip any more justifiable, lol.

 

[MauleSkinner]

I'm don't think that distinction makes wearing diapers to avoid stopping for bathroom breaks while on an anger-fueled road trip any more justifiable, lol.

No, but we don’t want to give the wrong impression, either.

 

[CJones]

 

[saracelica]

I was not drinking when I wrote this post

I stand and push paper around all day and my mind wanders and came to the only group I know of with opinions.

I'm not going to nyc for nye

 

[Racerx]

I want to see what absinthe does.

Give Malort a shot...

 

[Hengelo]

Wetsuit activated...

I'm guessing you've never been scuba diving.

 

[tlglenn]

One gets used to being in a certain position before the bladder will easily empty. You're sitting in a cockpit with the right collection equipment feeling the urge but your body refuses the go word from your conscious brain.

 

[Sac Arrow]

The dude standing at the urinal next to you checking out your junk doesn't help either.

 

[SoonerAviator]

The dude standing at the urinal next to you checking out your junk doesn't help either.

Need a hand?

 

[Charlie Golf]

P-valve.

Relief Valves and She-P

Drysuit Balanced Relief Valves A critical accessory for any drysuit diver, a relief valve supports a well-hydrated diver, especially on long dives. Without a relief valve, drysuit divers tend to intentionally dehydrate themselves to try to avoid the 'urge' during an extended bottom time dive...

www.divegearexpress.com

I just spent the last 10 minutes staring at that page and wondering how those devices get deployed. Adhesive? Yikes! Adhesive remover? That's good, I guess...

Then I noticed that there is precise measuring required!??

 

[Charlie Golf]

The dude standing at the urinal next to you checking out your junk doesn't help either.

Sometimes it's a curse to have excellent peripheral vision.