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[eman1200]

I'm going to play good golf tomorrow

 

[asicer]

@eman1200 has a beautiful airplane.

Standing against the wall, pouting.

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

Unsmash that like button!

 

[Rene]

Chrysler lug nuts . . ..

Well, half of them.

 

[Sac Arrow]

There is no good explanation why @Sac Arrow is not engaging in this discussion…hmmm

@Doc Holliday is NOT the same poster as @Clip4 …

What are you saying? I started it!

 

[sansoneservices]

No, that doesn't make your butt look big.

This right here ^^

 

[Piperonca]

Chrysler lug nuts . . ..

Well, half of them.

Back in my youth I actually tried to change a tire on an old Plymouth that had those. Not knowing what I was doing, I tightened the living crap out of a wheel and finally realized what the deal was.

This ranks right up there with putting the horn button at the end of the turn signal stalk on some old Fords. Experienced that the hard way, also when I borrowed my boss’s truck and had to blow the horn at somebody.

 

[Sac Arrow]

Chrysler lug nuts . . ..

Well, half of them.

Been there, done that. Tried to change a tire on a '68 Dart and broke one off before I figured out what was going on.

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

Back in my youth I actually tried to change a tire on an old Plymouth that had those. Not knowing what I was doing, I tightened the living crap out of a wheel and finally realized what the deal was.

This ranks right up there with putting the horn button at the end of the turn signal stalk on some old Fords. Experienced that the hard way, also when I borrowed my boss’s truck and had to blow the horn at somebody.

I had a 65 mustang. The day I bought it, I drove it home from Coffeyville KS to Dallas.
I didn't know what this little doohickey was on the floorboard by my left foot but it was very satisfying to tap it as it made a nice clicking sound.
For 5 hours, I was flashing my headlights to the beat of the music.

 

[Jim K]

I had a 65 mustang. The day I bought it, I drove it home from Coffeyville KS to Dallas.
I didn't know what this little doohickey was on the floorboard by my left foot but it was very satisfying to tap it as it made a nice clicking sound.
For 5 hours, I was flashing my headlights to the beat of the music.

Now THAT's funny

Did you have your underwear on the right direction at least?

 

[Initial Fix]

Don’t worry. This won’t hurt

 

[JOhnH]

No, that doesn't make your butt look big.

Or:
"No, that's not what makes your butt look big!"

 

[eman1200]

I’m laying birdie in the middle of the fairway on a par 5 after my tee shot

 

[Racerx]

I’ve been so depressed the last few days that I just stay at home, drinking hot cocoa, eating cookies, and coloring in my coloring books.

Hot Cocoa with Bailey's is awful.

 

[Racerx]

I had a 65 mustang. The day I bought it, I drove it home from Coffeyville KS to Dallas.
I didn't know what this little doohickey was on the floorboard by my left foot but it was very satisfying to tap it as it made a nice clicking sound.
For 5 hours, I was flashing my headlights to the beat of the music.

Van Halen Hot for teacher? Giving everyone seizures

 

[Half Fast]

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