no jokes, just punch lines.

Say, Major, tell him about the time you told the witch doctor he was a ****ing *******!
 
And the genie said, "Sports car?! I thought you wished for a sport scar!"
 
...so that's why he's always accompanied with a long legged hen, a spherical donkey and a wet cat.
 
That's easy for you to say, you don't have to get up in the morning.
 
Tankity Tank Tankity Tank
 
It's against the law to transport gulls across sedate lions for immoral porpoises.
 
You can only fit three fingers into a bowling ball
 
Those who spell “spine” become doctors. The rest go to flight school.
 
Well, I think I'm serving a youthful porpoise.
 
Well hello, little ****.

Nauga,
and Harlan Ellison
 
But it was too late: there was a second accordian in the back seat.
 
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