I haven't been to a hotel in the past 2 years that had a simple coin/cash/card operated vending machine and it's driving me nuts. See, I'm a coke addict... the soda kind not the other kind as far as you know. Sometimes I just need a caffeinated beverage to fall asleep. Yeah I know, but... an addition is an addiction. Anyway where was I? Oh yeah... I used to be able to slip out of the room, walk down the hall and somewhere on the floor or at least the ground floor there was the soda machine. Quick and easy. Now where are they? I can't find them anywhere. They all have these stupid mini store things with grossly overpriced beverages....ok fine convenience fee I'll suck it up. Oh but we're not done! Then I have to track down the desk ape....wherever they are to hand them money for this beverage. Highly temped to just leave cash on the desk and walk away but don't know how that would go down. So search all over.... and then have to interact with another human in a state of sleepiness, withdrawals, and questionable dress.
Give me my coke machine back you bastiches!!
Give me my coke machine back you bastiches!!