alaskaflyer
Final Approach
- Joined
- Feb 18, 2006
- Messages
- 7,544
- Location
- Smith Valley, Nevada
- Display Name
Display name:
Alaskaflyer
Very poorly written article.
Because they want to be reincarnated as autogyros, of course...
Cause they forgot wings?
A helicopter is a spinning collection of metal fatigue surrounding an oil leak.
Or a state of emergency which has achieved equilibrium.
Helicopters don't fly. They are just so ugly, the earth repels them.
What do you call a helicopter that isn't leaking oil?
Empty.
Helicopters are thousands of broken parts hovering in loose formation around an oil leak.
...the helicopter pilots that crash are not keeping adequate separation between their aircraft and the hard objects with which they impact.
My grandpa has 5000 hrs in choppers. He flew Chinooks, Flying Banana's, and JetRangers in Vietnam, as well as a short stint flying people out to oil platform in Louisiana.
Just yesterday he was telling me he's "been to too many funerals" to ever step in a helo again. He said he was in Vietnam, on the chopper, ready to takeoff, when his commanding officer pulled up in a Jeep and was telling him to do something else (can't remember) and next day he heard the thing cam apart and everyone died. He's told me stories about factory new JetRanger tail booms falling off, and people being decapitated, in flight, by rotor blades.
Those would not be the first or last times he cheated death.
Never push the cyclic forward to descend or to terminate a pull-up (as you would in an airplane). This may produce a low-G (near weightless) condition which can result in a main rotor blade striking the cabin. Always use the collective to initiate a descent.
My grandpa has 5000 hrs in choppers. He flew Chinooks, Flying Banana's, and JetRangers in Vietnam, as well as a short stint flying people out to oil platform in Louisiana.
Just yesterday he was telling me he's "been to too many funerals" to ever step in a helo again. He said he was in Vietnam, on the chopper, ready to takeoff, when his commanding officer pulled up in a Jeep and was telling him to do something else (can't remember) and next day he heard the thing cam apart and everyone died. He's told me stories about factory new JetRanger tail booms falling off, and people being decapitated, in flight, by rotor blades.
Those would not be the first or last times he cheated death.