Why are birds falling from the sky?

[AuntPeggy]

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/...alling-from-sky-bird-deaths-arkansas-science/

 

[Bob Noel]

Gravity

 

[fgcason]

16" battleship cannons filled with 00 buckshot.

 

[Ted]

16" battleship cannons filled with 00 buckshot.

That only works on bucks, not on birds.

The problem is that they haven't obtained FIKI certification for their hot wings, and so the icing builds up and they don't find an alternate.

 

[ScottM]

user fees?

 

[Kelvin]

I picked hype...ya see, it isn't actually the birds falling, it is the sky....

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

Obamacare Death Panels.

 

[ScottM]

Flight Prep would not let them use their flight planning software without getting a license.

 

[dmccormack]

No flight plans.

 

[RMCN172RG]

It's always pilot error.

 

[mantakos]

Just like me, they long to be, close to you.
-harry

 

[TMetzinger]

Why do birds fall out of the sky?
Every time you walk by?

 

[pilot_dude]

They're tired, just plane tired of flapping. :wink2:

 

[Steve]

 

[Pi1otguy]

From the birds' POV isn't the ground rising?

 

[fgcason]

From the birds' POV isn't the ground rising?

The Earth fell on them.

 

[Pi1otguy]

First an FAA cover up by renumbering a runway and then the birds?

If birds navigate by magnetic fields then erratic fields cause midairs & CFITs.
*gasp* The Earth's core has stopped spinning!!

 

[AuntPeggy]

Where else would you expect them to fall from. When in a tree, they can grip the twig with their tiny little toes.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Controlled flight into terrain

 

[ScottM]

 

[flyersfan31]

To get to the other side.

 

[Richard]

That only works on bucks, not on birds.

The problem is that they haven't obtained FIKI certification for their hot wings, and so the icing builds up and they don't find an alternate.

Their tail falls off. But birds are cool.

 

[Anthony]

Just like me, they long to be, close to you.
-harry

Oh my word. Karen Carpenter.

Love it.

 

[DonC/G]

Lost GPS with no LORAN backup!

 

[dmccormack]

Unstabilized, power-off approaches.

 

[roncachamp]

To get to the other side.

There was another incident on Sunday, 53 eagles found dead.

 

[Anthony]

There was another incident on Sunday, 53 eagles found dead.

May you ROT IN HELL sir.

 

[roncachamp]

May you ROT IN HELL sir.

 

[flyersfan31]

There was another incident on Sunday, 53 eagles found dead.

Ha, ha, ha, very funny motherf#$er!!!!!!!!

 

[AuntPeggy]

Be nice, boys. Those Eagles didn't fall out of the sky.

 

[Anthony]

Be nice, boys. Those Eagles didn't fall out of the sky.

No, they just s*cked.

 

[steingar]

No, they just s*cked.

Yes, but that wasn't newsworthy for fairly obvious reasons.

 

[Anthony]

Yes, but that wasn't newsworthy for fairly obvious reasons.

Well we're all now jonesing for Baseball season to start with the Fantastic Four.

Go Phillies!

 

[dmccormack]

Well we're all now jonesing for Baseball season to start with the Fantastic Four.

Go Phillies!

Giving up on the Flyers so soon?

 

[Anthony]

Giving up on the Flyers so soon?

No, I think they have a shot at getting back to the Stanley Cup, but I really can't wait to see the Phillies pitching rotation.

Like the Flyers too!

 

[flyersfan31]

Giving up on the Flyers so soon?

Not me, baby. THey are rolling. God Bless Peter Laviolette!!!

 

[roncachamp]

Ha, ha, ha, very funny motherf#$er!!!!!!!!

BREAKING NEWS: The dead bird epidemic continues. A team is being sent to Atlanta to check on 53 falcons that are considered to be "at risk".