Hello, my name is Kenny, and I'm a gearaholic.
I make no claim to be a musician, however.
My list of goodies would be generally newer than some (nothing before 1964 except for autoharps) but perhaps longer than, I'm afraid. I'm also a Gretsch fan, with a couple of vintage Monkees guitars, plus a few newer bits (including a Setzer). Have but one Rick (see my avatar!), four Gibsons, nine Fenders, three Rainsongs, even Charlie Cushman's banjo from a tour with Vince Gill (long story, can't unbuy it now).
You can add several other banjos, a couple dozen other guitars, both bass and 'regular', of lesser-known brands (Ibanez, Matsuoka, Ibanez, D'Angelico, , with four, six, eight, and twelve strings, and one with two necks (the real thing, a custom shop EDS-1275); a decent Yamaha keyboard, a violin (the first instrument I learned, starting 55 years ago), a mandolin, a baritone uke, a lap steel, a sitar, a couple of autoharps, a drum kit that is somewhere between what Ringo had and what Neil Peart had (including a cymbal signed by the latter).
Hanging on the wall is the first guitar neck I made, poorly shaped and poorly fretted, from 1972 or so. It's a reminder to stop making guitars and get a real job.
There are seven amps (three Voxs, looooooove that sound!) and a couple of Fishman SA220s for the music room (which is my office.)
Hell, I even had a Skyhawk at one time!
Because I was a single man for most of my life.
If only I could play (I have slight physical deficits in my right arm, but I really, really try). Or sing (cross Geddy Lee with Bob Dylan, and that's as good as it gets). If anyone can do either of those, drop by and I'll watch!