White the Scariest Story You Can Using Only 4 Words

[Mason]

Mayday mayday, mayday.....mayday.

 

[Mason]

We're having another kid.

 

[Mason]

We're looking...no contact.

 

[Mason]

Do you smell smoke?

 

[DaleB]

My car's making noise...

 

[nauga]

Does this look infected?

Nauga,
and Sum 41

 

[nauga]

That wasn't really chicken.

Nauga,
and today's special.

 

[nauga]

Should it throb much?

Nauga,
pulsating

 

[nauga]

"Raised edge prevents loss."

Nauga,
and...uh, never mind

 

[Zeldman]

This won't cost much

 

[denverpilot]

@sixpapaxharlie pulled the chute.

 

[denverpilot]

Government debt keeps increasing.

 

[denverpilot]

Body parts were everywhere.

 

[denverpilot]

You have the controls.

 

[Clark1961]

I have no control

 

[Clark1961]

Party girl loves coke

 

[Bill]

Mom's coming to visit.

 

[deonb]

Overachiever!

Bend over.

 

[mscard88]

It's gonna fall off! (said somewhere in SE Asia)

 

[sferguson524]

We're out of bacon.

And this one wins.

 

[N747JB]

burns when I pee

 

[Bill]

License and registration, please.

 

[mcdewey]

Why's it doing that?

 

[Jim Rosenow]

Mayday mayday, mayday.....mayday.

MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAY.....

 

[BigBadLou]

What's it doing NOW??

 

[BigBadLou]

Shutting off auto pilot

 

[BigBadLou]

BrYan and Eman mated

 

[mscard88]

WTF over!

 

[eman1200]

BrYan and Eman mated

1) this 2) post(er) 3) is 4) gay


but all gayness removed, our kid would be the funniest (bryan's side) and ugliest (eman's side) kid in town!

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

Emayan would be awesome

 

[Bill]

You two scare me.

 

[N747JB]

Just a cold sore

 

[NoHeat]

We found some corrosion

 

[denverpilot]

The baby stopped breathing.

 

[denverpilot]

@eman1200 needs more fiber.

 

[Cajun_Flyer]

@eman1200 and @SixPapaCharlie's lovechild.

 

[Bill]

Bleach, for my eyes....

 

[dmspilot]

Hold m'beer, watch this

 

[eman1200]

@eman1200 and @SixPapaCharlie's lovechild.

HA! that is freakin funny, well done! I know the kid would happily trade in the laundry basket for a chute any day.

 

[BigBadLou]

Oh snap what have I started?? Sorry, PoA, I did not think this one through. I didn't expect this bad joke to actually catch on!
My apologies.