What to expect from recently crop dusted wives

If there is, I’ve never heard of it...
 
Darn ducks, always underfoot.
 
Expect to learn your lessen.
 
Somehow I think an explanation is needed here.

In any case, I know one thing I wouldn't expect.
 
You mean when one walks down an aisle at Wal Mart and emits an odor. Then you move to the next aisle and watch wives shopping hit the cloud of odor? Wel, if they catch ya grinning or laughing at them they'll chase your ass around Wal Mart maybe. Is this what you're talking about Bryan? ;) :D
 
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Not a book, but I understand there's a new TV reality show coming out soon, "Crop Dusted Wives of Dallas". Sure to be the next hit.
 
mscard88 said:
You mean when one walks down an aisle at Wal Mart and emits an odor. Then you move to the next aisle and watch wives shopping hit the cloud of odor? Wel, if they catch ya grinning or laughing at them they'll chase your ass around Wal Mart maybe. Is this what you're talking about Bryan? ;) :D
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Who would chase someone with bad gas around a WalMart? LOL.
 
I just read a new book last night and it got me thinking.

It messes up the fun when the mods remove the troll posts sometimes.
 
Sac Arrow said:
In reality, the marriage certificate is no more than a license to fart.
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Norman said:
My first wife would disagree with that. That's one of the many reasons she became my ex.
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I really can't really read Norman's post without having his avatar influence my imagination. ..... John Banner with a license to fart..... ?

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bflynn said:
Not a book, but I understand there's a new TV reality show coming out soon, "Crop Dusted Wives of Dallas". Sure to be the next hit.
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Just doesn't trip off the tongue quite as easily as "Debbie Does..."
 
My dogs crop dust both of us fairly regularly so I don’t have to do it. Why did nature evolve dogs to do that so silently? It’s just nasty when they do that. LOL.
 
denverpilot said:
My dogs crop dust both of us fairly regularly so I don’t have to do it. Why did nature evolve dogs to do that so silently? It’s just nasty when they do that. LOL.
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Our dog is SBD.
 
Lachlan said:
Why would you run behind anyone with bad gas anywhere?
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zackly.....o_O
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