What happens when you die

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Just thought we should get down to the nitty gritty before we go through every freakin number up to a hundred
 
Your spouse finally gets to sell your airplane.
 
Bacteria and all kinds of little critters will eat you.
 
Your survivors find your porn stash-
That bus load of nuns you hit make the news-
The sidewalk you drove down at high rate of speed will get nice barriers because of you-
If you die while flying, there will be an extended argument over which stupid thing you did and how no one else would ever do such a thing-

Thats all I can think of this early.
 
Your mistresses discover you were married at the viewing. :cheers:

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Oddly.. in high school a girl asked "what does it feel like to die from electrocution?" The teacher said something to the effect of no one has ever been able to answer afterwards.

Most of us thought, what a stupid question. She was generally considered to be a dim bulb.... but she was hot and popular.

Some thought it was a very interesting and informed question. Well... I don't know if they thought it, but they said it to get with the previously described girl.

Anyway, what happens when you die is you go to heaven and spend eternity in the grace of the Lord without physical concerns and continue to pray that your loved ones here on earth live out their time honorably and comfortably until they join you. Preferably many many years hence.
 
Ravioli said:
Oddly.. in high school a girl asked "what does it feel like to die from electrocution?" The teacher said something to the effect of no one has ever been able to answer afterwards.

Most of us thought, what a stupid question. She was generally considered to be a dim bulb.... but she was hot and popular.

Some thought it was a very interesting and informed question. Well... I don't know if they thought it, but they said it to get with the previously described girl.

Anyway, what happens when you die is you go to heaven and spend eternity in the grace of the Lord without physical concerns and continue to pray that your loved ones here on earth live out their time honorably and comfortably until they join you. Preferably many many years hence.
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Or in some cases you are rewarded with sixteen virgins. But, if you think about it, they were virgins before they got to you, and will continue to be afterwards, so, maybe that reward isn't so great after all.
 
Sac Arrow said:
Here we are sixteen posts into a thread for which no one can reply with first hand experience.

Sheesh.
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TINS. 2 years ago, I died. Revived with CPR and an AED. I can attest, it's black and nothing else:cool:. No herd of Virgins, no fire, no choir, just clunk and then "What the hell happened?" when I woke up. Some may say that if an AED works, you weren't really dead but it seemed like it to me afterwards.

Cheers
 
X3 Skier said:
TINS. 2 years ago, I died. Revived with CPR and an AED. I can attest, it's black and nothing else:cool:. No herd of Virgins, no fire, no choir, just clunk and then "What the hell happened?" when I woke up. Some may say that if an AED works, you weren't really dead but it seemed like it to me afterwards.

Cheers
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You just crushed every one's hope! Lol

We're glad you're with us to crush us though!

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You simply cease to exist except in the memories of others. Try to make them good ones. Not that you will ever know if you succeed though.
 
You don't have to sweat an FAA medical anymore.
 
X3 Skier said:
TINS. 2 years ago, I died. Revived with CPR and an AED. I can attest, it's black and nothing else:cool:. No herd of Virgins, no fire, no choir, just clunk and then "What the hell happened?" when I woke up. Some may say that if an AED works, you weren't really dead but it seemed like it to me afterwards.

Cheers
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Dude, that's because you got a memory wipe so you only THINK there's nothing out there. :rolleyes:

I swear, watching 5+ seasons of Supernatural makes you think of where they came up with this stuff.
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
The whole concept scares me. I shudder at the thought of never being able to drink coffee or beer again.
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Hey maybe you can and it's free! And, no after effects/hangovers, ever, maybe. And you're allowed to drive drunk as everyone is already dead so you can't hurt or kill anyone, and no DUIs no more either, or insurance....

Too soon?
 
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X3 Skier said:
TINS. 2 years ago, I died. Revived with CPR and an AED. I can attest, it's black and nothing else:cool:. No herd of Virgins, no fire, no choir, just clunk and then "What the hell happened?" when I woke up. Some may say that if an AED works, you weren't really dead but it seemed like it to me afterwards.

Cheers
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I read a book several years ago, written by an M.D, who died. Everything for him was black, initially, but then he woke up in hell. He was tormented by demons for awhile, until being revived. Most people describe heaven, being reunited with family, etc. His was the first time I read about hell. Glad you came back.
 
I think people that post on here as guest are dead. Its probably the only way to communicate with the living.
 
What happens when you die..????

Simple....someone else gets all your stuff.
 
mulligan said:
Mscard88 will probably be unbanned when he kicks
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But he will be given a link to pictures of........................................................................

You guessed it..........................................................................................................

Boobs.
 
deonb said:
Hey, it used to be 72 virgins! The government sure figures out a way to tax everything.
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That was back in the day when there was no other use for a 72 y/o virgin. Although, these days a 16 is no guarantee either.
 
Sac Arrow said:
That was back in the day when there was no other use for a 72 y/o virgin. Although, these days a 16 is no guarantee either.
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Love it Sac. OHMYGOSH, I had an aunt who was born before 1900 and she hated men. You can guess the rest; straight as an arrow, but determined never to have a relationship with a man. Typical old maid school teacher of the day back then. Times changed according to the school teachers I met at the bar in the sixties. The number of virginal 16er's today is small by comparison to my high school days and in short supply and is in short according to the guys.

Oh crap. I just likely opened my computer to a scan from the NSA based on that comment.

IBTL. Ready to join mscard in jail. Mark, are you willing to share a cell?
 
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