Well...I've been happily married for 24 years, have five reasonably well adjusted kids, never done coke or paid for a sex act, never committed securities fraud, and do not have a yacht or helicopter. I'm also without an airplane right now. Boo.
OTOH, I have been moderately inebriated at trade shows a few times, like fast cars, been accused of
human trafficking, and had a few run-ins with various three letter agencies - thankfully never the FAA though. I did go to Colombia once to address the egg industry down there where I had to take cold showers with some interesting dudes after which was given some scrubs and rubber boots to wear for a farm tour. In the jungle. With no undergarments. That was an interesting day with lots of automatic weapons. Have some good stories about visiting a spent hen processing plant in Guadalajara where I learned that not all countries have equivalent levels of safety for the human food supply, and lets not even start to talk about southeast asia. For some reason my scheduled trip to visit a producer in Ukraine last year didn't happen.
This summer will mark 25 years of service to the egg industry for me, and my father will celebrate 60 years in 2025. I love this work, but am telling my kids to go do something else.
Btw, made the
WSJ yesterday. Finalizing our response to Sen. Warren today.