W&B and obstinate pax

Tell her she's wrong, though, in those pictures I'm closer to 190 pounds plus or minus.

Holy crap, are you eight feet tall? Or do you carry a gold brick in your purse?

(It's either one of those, or your scale needs some serious recalibration.)
 
Holy crap, are you eight feet tall? Or do you carry a gold brick in your purse?

(It's either one of those, or your scale needs some serious recalibration.)

No I was just being a smart a$$

I weigh nowhere near 190, and there were no purses pictured in any of my photos. There was a purse pictured in a photo at the beginning of the thread, however, that woman is not me.

Oh and I am not a creation of Ed made to argue with Ed. Not sure how to prove I'm "real" other than meeting some of you in person, but I am real.

And I wouldn't call our posts "arguments" - because most people don't enjoy arguing! And this is the most fun I've had in a long time. So maybe call them "playful jabs" ?
 
:rofl::rofl::rofl:, Yeah, I'm not a great fan of CA, I spent a decade out there freezing my tail off. But in all fairness, that problem isn't confined to California. The fashion cosmetic and health supplement industries survive by fostering festering insecurities to which they can continually sell you products to treat whatever they told you to not like about yourself.

No wonder you knew about the Cozmo quizzes and the women's magazines.

You've got it all figured out . . .

Therefore . . .

You must WORK FOR THE WOMEN'S MAGAZINES UNDERCOVER!!!
 
No I was just being a smart a$$

Sheesh... Going by "takes one to know one" I should have known. But like I always say when someone accuses me of being a smartass, "Better to be a smartass than a dumbass." :D

I weigh nowhere near 190

I didn't think you could, even if you were pure muscle, but what with my trusting Wisconsin nature and all...
 
No wonder you knew about the Cozmo quizzes and the women's magazines.

You've got it all figured out . . .

Therefore . . .

You must WORK FOR THE WOMEN'S MAGAZINES UNDERCOVER!!!


LOL, that was a long time ago, now I just work in women's underwear...
 
We know. Otherwise you'd be a Conservative and even a George W. Bush fan and you'd be debating it with him over in the Spin Zone. :rofl:

Dude, I am not even interested in politics. Sorry, not my thing, I barely watch TV since all they ever deliver is bad news and debates and gossip. I'd rather keep what little is left of my positive attitude - meaning I still believe there are "good" people in the USA.
 
Hey, I haven't been in Spin Zone for a long time.
 
Here ya go.

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I've learned something about this board by observing that there are numerous threads about aviation topics that have a dozen posts spread out over a couple of months . . . .

But this one about a young woman's weight and . . . . um . . . . balance amassed over 300 posts within a couple of days!

:D
 
Now here's what I can't figure out. Why do women read women's magazines to figure out what men want? :dunno: (Hint: They're wrong.)

Typical women's magazine picture:
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By the way, on Band of Brothers I learned that you have to start feeding people in that condition slowly, because giving them too much food too soon can kill them.
 
I can't help it, I've got a near-photographic memory. Today I flew with someone like you. Good-looking enough to notice. Young enough to feel strange about noticing.

....Looking for my walker,

ROLMAO:rofl::rofl: Tim be happy its confirmation that your still breathing.
 
This post has grown to 8 pages and disguised itself as "weight and balance" when really Ed was just trying to find a way to publicly call me a blimp - er - airship . . .

And then it also provided a way for me to find out that - basically - if I can fit in his airplane and get the door closed, I am OK to fly in that plane.

MEN !!!
 
This post has grown to 8 pages and disguised itself as "weight and balance" when really Ed was just trying to find a way to publicly call me a blimp - er - airship . . .

And then it also provided a way for me to find out that - basically - if I can fit in his airplane and get the door closed, I am OK to fly in that plane.

MEN !!!

Why do you have to bring this thread up again, just let it DIE.
 
And it's so different from this how?

Well, because politics and religion are generally things that people passionately disagree on and love to talk about.

Sex (and romance and love) is the one topic people love to talk about that they generally DON'T get mean/hateful over.
 
Well, because politics and religion are generally things that people passionately disagree on and love to talk about.

Sex (and romance and love) is the one topic people love to talk about that they generally DON'T get mean/hateful over.

Except when you ask a fatty how much they weigh. then it may get ugly....

I always ask how much do you and your purse/wallet weigh. When they give ya fit about it, I simply tell them it is not fare to the other pax to kill you and them, just to be nice to you.
 
Well, crap. Now I'm a 1/2 hour behind at work thanks to this thread...
 
It's always a good idea to rotate you ballest. Wouldn't want it getting old. :wink2:

You mean the Sam Adams I have in my fridge that is over a year old probably isn't drinkable? Yeah, I ended up with beer at my house - which I never drink, and it just stays there. I think I have some Coors light in the garage that's over 3 years old.
 
You mean the Sam Adams I have in my fridge that is over a year old probably isn't drinkable? Yeah, I ended up with beer at my house - which I never drink, and it just stays there. I think I have some Coors light in the garage that's over 3 years old.

I have some Sam Adams in my fridge that is at least a year old. I have added some Sweetwater 420 to the mix which will probably be there a year from now unless Rachel gets tired of looking at it and throws it away.
 
You mean the Sam Adams I have in my fridge that is over a year old probably isn't drinkable? Yeah, I ended up with beer at my house - which I never drink, and it just stays there. I think I have some Coors light in the garage that's over 3 years old.

Eeew. What other "old things" do you have in your house?
 
Well, crap. Now I'm a 1/2 hour behind at work thanks to this thread...

Orrrr.... You're 1/2 hour AHEAD in PoA world! That's 1/2 hour of PoA work that you have already completed! ;)
 
You mean the Sam Adams I have in my fridge that is over a year old probably isn't drinkable? Yeah, I ended up with beer at my house - which I never drink, and it just stays there. I think I have some Coors light in the garage that's over 3 years old.
Same thing happens to me. Someone will come over with a 12 pack and it'll take me about a year to drink it, if I ever do at all. Often I end up just pouring them down the drain.

I'm just not much for drinking at home. It's more of a social thing for me. Now that I've been pretty active instructing I really can't drink much at all because there are so many flights throughout the week along with last minute calls.

Sometimes I'll buy a six pack and make a real effort to drink it, but it still takes me about a month, and I probably end up pouring half of each beer away.
 
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