Underwear as a Service

[asicer]

I'm thinking some of us here might go through it more often than average.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/arti...t-of-the-loom-tries-on-subscription-underwear

 

[Stingray Don]

Let’s see, I fly about once per week. Therefore, I need a subscription for four pair per month. Sign me up!

 

[SkyDog58]

My passengers might be interested.

 

[frfly172]

Could probably use a pair ,after some of my landings

 

[mscard88]

But what about camo dudes? Camo dudes lives matter too you know.

 

[X3 Skier]

“Fruit to the door”? What a slogan. YHGTBSM.

Cheers

 

[mscard88]

Subscription gets you new pairs every 6 months. 6 months! Shettttttt I can get more milage out of 'em than 6 months! Whatya talkin' bout.

 

[John221us]

The “Oracle of Omaha” May have swung and missed on this one...

 

[Palmpilot]

If you cancel your subscription, do they repossess your underwear?

 

[Ravioli]

I LOVE the part that the subscription can be given as a gift.

Tell me you don't know some stank ass that doesn't seem to buy fresh drawers!

 

[mscard88]

Tell me you don't know some stank ass that doesn't seem to buy fresh drawers!

Hey now! I resemble that!

 

[Ravioli]

Another from the Ravioli true stories collection.

My eldest brother is very frugal.

He also keeps active by swimming at the local YMCA.

So, one day he's getting dressed after the swim and he's putting on his undies and they look like a tiger had attacked his butt... torn up quite a bit... but according to him clean.

One of his swim buddies says "damn Joe, what's up with that?" and he says "My wife can't get enough of me."

As they walk out to the parking lot my sister in law walks up and says hi. The buddy goes into vapor lock and my brother just looks at his wife and says "I'll explain when we get home."

 

[AggieMike88]

I always thought the best thing about the internet was the ability to order boxer shorts in your boxer shorts.

 

[AggieMike88]

I LOVE the part that the subscription can be given as a gift.

Tell me you don't know some stank ass that doesn't seem to buy fresh drawers!

Maybe we could send some to a certain house in Corinth

 

[mscard88]

I always thought the best thing about the internet was the ability to order boxer shorts in your boxer shorts.

Like that mortgage TV commercial?

 

[AggieMike88]

More like some satire...

 

[flyingron]

For a second there I thought they came frequently enough that I wouldn't have to wash them. Sort of like old-style diaper service.

 

[MauleSkinner]

Probably become mandatory for those who work for a Berkshire Hathaway company.

 

[rtk11]

Subscription gets you new pairs every 6 months. 6 months! Shettttttt I can get more milage out of 'em than 6 months! Whatya talkin' bout.

Darned straight! There’s more than just clean or dirty... there’s many shades of gray in between! And you can turn them inside out for extended usage.

 

[Zeldman]

People own more than one pair of underwear..???


Man, you guys are rich..!!!!!

 

[SoCal RV Flyer]

Wait till the fabric completely separates from the waistband...time to replace!

 

[Clark1961]

People own more than one pair of underwear..???


Man, you guys are rich..!!!!!

Well each side counts as a pair...

 

[Zeldman]

Well each side counts as a pair...

Thanks.!!! That got my heart rate up for today..!!

 

[mikea]

Wait till the fabric completely separates from the waistband...time to replace!

Jerry Seinfeld: "Men only replace their underwear when the last bit turns to fuzz and flies out the window."

You know the SOP for Hollywood elites is to never wear a pair of socks more than once. They pack new socks and thrown out the pair afetr a single wearing.

 

[denverpilot]

The Underpants Gnomes have been outsourced.