Kerrrsch.......folks, this is your, grr..., captain speaking. I uh, well, we had a minor problem in the cockpit here. Kerrrrsssch.......it seems I couldn't help but pee on this brand new carpet and unbeknownst to me, well , it seems we no longer have working landing gear, so brace for impact. Kerrrrrsch........oh yea, thanks for flying Big Dawg Bonanza airlines, a one dawg partner airlines....kerrrschck.