Me and the bride went out to do our regular order late this morning, maybe almost noon. We keep a list on the fridge and when the page is full we go shop (usually three weeks). Off we went and managed to pick up just about everything on the list. Before we left the house I took stock of our TP situation, which is typically 2 six packs. So I noticed today we were into the last pack and there were four rolls left. So TP went on the list. After the first market and no TP we made a stop at a wawa, sort of like a 7/11, but much better. We love their milk and that's the only brand we will buy. Of course that type of store doesn't carry TP.
We drove to five, yes five more f'in stores and there was NO TP. WTF! Apparently Ocean City MD and Fenwick Delaware are out of TP.
What is wrong with people? Is it that hard to just fill your typical orders and not go bat **** crazy. I guess tomorrow will be a **** paper mission and most likely buy one six pack. If I see someone hoarding I swear I am going to throw in a pepto-bismal bottle for every package of TP they have. I want to be a good neighbor and help with their obvious diarrhea/mental problems.