SixPapaCharlie
May the force be with you
- Joined
- Aug 8, 2013
- Messages
- 16,415
- Display Name
Display name:
Sixer
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
This week's episode: "Jesse Throws a party"
We fade in on the big hangar where Jesse is making some sort of announcement.
Jesse:
Hey guys, I am thinking of having a party. You are all invited.
Here is the address right here. Just go here and you will be at the party.
6PC (not wearing pants)
When?
Jesse:
When What?
6PC (still not wearing pants)
When is the party?
Jesse:
All the time. Anytime. Just go here and party.
Captain:
Will there be food?
edFred (Wearing 6PC's pants)
Hey, When did you get back Captain?
Captain:
Sorry guys. Its just that...
well.. You complete me.
JeffDG:
I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!!!!
Captain:
Sorry. I just went off my meds (not alcohol) and went a little nuts.
I'm fine. Hopefully we are all good.
JeffDG:
Meh, back to his question... Will there be food?
6PC (taking his pants off edFred in a non-gay way)
I am thinking of bringing chili
Crowd (going into a tizzy)
"Define Chili"
"Chili" can mean a lot of things"
Mkosmo:
I will tell you one thing it DOESN'T MEAN!
No Beans
Sac Arrow:
Yeah, fvck beans
Narchee:
Chili shall not contain beans
CharlieTango
No Beans and No tomatoes
JoeSelch
And no ground Meat
Chili by definition should be an empty pot. Luke warm
JOhnH:
A Mexican pot!
TimWinters:
We're smoking pot?
JOhnH:
Mexican pot!
6PC (Dressed to the nines)
Ok, I am going to skip food and just swing by.
I need to see if I can get someone to watch my kids though
saracelica:
KIDS????????
Why... You have Kids?????
Why would you have kids??
saracelica:
Between y'all and me I don't think I have any interest in being around kids.
Yesterday I was out and about and the weather had all the kids out of school. I had to escape to the one place I knew they wouldn't be around
TimWinters:
Where was that?
saracelica:
50 shades of grey premiere of course
Wanna hear about it?
SacArrow:
no. I am too hungry to hear anything
I am hungry as fvck!
Do I want Mexican or Asian?
JOhnH:
Mexican!
Geico:
IS SOMEBODY GOING TO GET THAT?!?
Henning:
Get what?
Geico:
The phone
Henning:
I didn't hear a phone
Geico:
You don't hear that?
Henning:
No
Geico:
The phone is ringing!
Henning:
There's no phone
Geico:
No, clearly someone's phone is ringing.
I hear the ringing. So annoying!
Henning:
You're just going to have to ignore it
Jesse:
Okay guys so I am just going to go here and party. C'mon in okay
[in the party]
David white: Hey guys
SCCutler: D-Dub What's up?!?
[Knock at the door]
Cpt_Kirk: I'll get it [goes to the door]
EverSkyward (At the door):
Hello. Cool party. Glad to be here
Cpt_Kirk:
Welcome!
DmsPilot:
This place is pretty cool
[Knock at the door]
DmsPilot:
I'll get it [goes to the door]
EverSkyward (At the door):
DmsPilot: hey
EverSkyward: um hey
Geico:
Can someone answer the door?
asechrest:
I don't think anyone's there
Geico:
Um hello, I can hear the doorbell ringing
asechrest:
Are you sure you're ok?
[Knock at the door]
6PC: I will get it [opens the door]
EverSkyward (at the door)
6PC:
Weren't you already
EverSkyward [c font color=red style=helvecta “um hey what's happening?” [/c]
[Lots of knocking at the door]
mumbles: "We can't get in"
Jesse: What do you mean?
FlyMeaRiver (can be heard through the wall)
I can't get in.
Jesse:
Open the door
iFlyTwins (also behind the wall):
I see a door but I can't open it.
It is like not a real door
I turn the knob and it just gets stuck
FlyMeaRiver:
Yeah, it's all grey
flhrci:
I was able to get through that door just fine. You must be doing it wrong
CPT-Kirk:
Hey EverSkyward, did you ever
ZAP!
cpt_Kirk:
Where the hell did she go? She was just here.
[back to the party]
6PC: tonight it was dead so we all hopped in my car and headed to walmart.
We spent a good 20 minutes doing donuts in the parking lot. There were 2 other cars doing the same thing
6PC: (oh we got ice)
jhausch: What does getting a bag of ice at walmart have to do with donuts?
SCCutler: lol
6PC: dammit!
Clark1961: ya don't want the donuts to spoil
SCCutler: I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue...
dmspilot: I am confused whether I should click "I am available" in order to be available, or if it's
telling me I'm available and i should click it if I'm not
6PC: you seem available
Clark1961: what does your wife say?
6PC: to who?
flhrci: what does the fox say?
6PC: or is it “to whom”?
jhausch: It is telling you your current state of being. Mine says, "I am enlightened"
jhausch: Wait, it just changed to, "I am self actualized"
flhrci: still looking for a hitman 6PC?
6PC: allegedly
Clark1961: thought it was a hatman
flhrci: hatman to the Feds.
6PC: if the six flags thing goes down, I want to bring a 2way radio and just be nodding off in the distance around edFred
6PC: Getting a beer. Does anyone need anything?
asechrest: A beer. Thanks.
Cpt_Kirk: grab me one
flhrci: no thanks though
Clark1961: dos, por favor
flhrci: oh wait, got cash 6PC? need cash
Mrs. 6PCjoined the room.
6PC: DAMMIT!!!
Everskyward: Hi Eren
flyer: hi Mrs Six
flhrci: Wow, 6PC's better half is here!
6PC: party's over gentlemen
6PC: Show your t!ts!!
SCCutler: No camera
SCCutler: Did she, Bryan?
6PC: yes, I am trying to make them her avatar
jhausch: Splendid
Clark1961: wait, we haven't been introduced
Mrs. SixPapaCharlie: Spike, what you got in your glass?
SCCutler: little grey marsupial
JasonM: I'm kinda scared to be in here.
Clark1961: you should be
6PC: it was pretty gay a minute ago
flhrci: Spike is here Jason.
Clark1961: ever see a grown man naked?
SCCutler: Scraps is a boy doggie...
JasonM: Seems pretty gay right now. Lol
JasonM: 6PC, how is that cirrus?
JasonM: I have to say, I am very impressed with Cirrus. Blown away actually. you made a good decision!
6PC: It was my father's decision.
6PC: I make Cessna 127 money
6PC: er…172
dmspilot: well some day you'll make cessna 128 money
Clark1961: the secret service would rather you didn't make money
6PC: If you bleached a one dollar bill, could you put it in a printer and print a 100 on it
Cpt_Kirk: try it and let us know
6PC: ok brb
Cpt_Kirk: k
flhrci: 6PC keeps trying to get us all in trouble with the NSA.
6PC: I dont have a one dollar bill. I do have a 100 though. I will see if I can print a $1 on it
Cpt_Kirk: great idea
JasonM: I feel like I am 14 years old and just signed up on AOL.
6PC: I feel like i am 14 years old every time I pee
Everskyward: You mean you're not?
flhrci: wow
dmspilot: A O Hell as we used to call it
SCCutler: "You've got mail!"
flhrci: wow and wow
SCCutler: Billed by the minute!
SCCutler: Prodigy
dmspilot: I got a CD in the mail of version 49158103, it says it is the fastest ever
6PC: I hated AOL, Half way through downloading the Jpeg, your grandma would call and kill the connection.
Then you are all horned up talking to your grandma which is weird to begin with, you get off the phone with her, ready to wrap up, reconnect to AOL to finish downloading the image the bottom half of the photo finally comes through and it turns out to be a tranny.
flhrci: 6PC, you really have me laughing right now!
SCCutler: Crying Game
Clark1961: 'splains a lot 6PC
SCCutler: ok, bed time
flhrci: "horned up")
Cpt_Kirk: night
SCCutler: my wife wants me.
flhrci: GN Spike
SCCutler: needs me.
6PC: or weirder the photo finishes and it is actually a photo of your grandma
6PC: then you are all "Why does grandma have a d--k?!"
SCCutler: ciao
6PC: Christmas is all awkward
6PC: At Thanksgiving you can't help but smirk when she asks for more stuffing
Cpt_Kirk: lol
flhrci: lol 6PC
Clark1961: someone should tell 6PC g'night
6PC: Sorry my grandma was a total slut. Y'alls might be different.
6PC: I should call her
flhrci: lol
flhrci: yes you should
Clark1961: my g'ma was a saint
6PC: not because she is a slut because I miss her
Clark1961: Mary, we called her
flhrci: does she have a 1-900 number 6PC?
6PC: I mean I have the photo to remind me of her but we never talk anymore
Everskyward: LOL
6PC: She is close to 90.
asechrest: In her prime
BDornak: What a fascinating conversation to drop in on...
BDornak: AOL and tranny grandmas
6PC: I bet she and papaw are screwing like a couple of dried up dusty rabbits right now.
6PC: she keeps breaking her hip
Everskyward: No wonder
Mrs. SixPapaCharlie: Well, we all love Bryan's Mamaw.
6PC: ewe dont use her name that makes it weird
Clark1961: it's a conversation? more of a monologue with snide remarks
BDornak: fair point
dmspilot: are you calling your wife a female sheep?
6PC: haha!!!!
6PC: Jesse sorry for 6PC-ing your chatroom
Mrs. SixPapaCharlie: Better than some other things I've been called.
6PC: I called her "grandma" once
BDornak: If this isn't distracting enough I'm not sure I can help
Mrs. SixPapaCharlie: He uses that expression a lot. "Sorry I 6PC-ed the bathroom again."
6PC: need a tissue
Clark1961: take the roll
6PC: Clark "who are you?" my wife just asked aloud in the room
Clark1961: I don't know
6PC: thats what I said
Clark1961: best keep it that way
Clark1961: unless ya got pizza or bbq
Mrs. SixPapaCharlie: Well, that's awkward. Hi Clark. Where ya from? We have beer.
6PC: Clark was either born in 1961 or he went through a LOT of usernames before he found one that hadn't been taken
Clark1961: beer is good, I'm here, it's a dark room with a low light in one corner
Mrs. SixPapaCharlie: Well, that fixes the awkwardness right there.
Clark1961: quiet 'round here now
Clark1961: crickets, I say, crickets
Geico:
Crickets?????
I hear them too!!!
I hear them!!!
chirp chirp chirp!!!
6PC (Last one in the room, turns out the light and locks the door behind him)
Well that was fun.
A faint mumbling can be heard from inside sounds like EverSkyward:
Guys? Guys, I am in here. I am inside. I am in the party. Guys?
6PC: Did you hear something?
Geico:
you mean like a bird?
Or a dog whistle or a bird blowing a dog whistle?
Something like that?
I hear it. It's all in your head man.
6PC: No not like that more like a woman's voice coming from behind the door
The mumbling:
Yes! It's me EverSkyward. I am still here?
6PC (opens the door):
Hello?
There's nobody here.
I guess I am hearing siht too
Whatever. Night Geico.
[They part ways walking separate directions]
Geico Off in the Distance:
Bryan! Are you whistling at me?
I hear whistling!
6PC:
Go to bed Geico!
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
This week's episode: "Jesse Throws a party"
We fade in on the big hangar where Jesse is making some sort of announcement.
Jesse:
Hey guys, I am thinking of having a party. You are all invited.
Here is the address right here. Just go here and you will be at the party.
6PC (not wearing pants)
When?
Jesse:
When What?
6PC (still not wearing pants)
When is the party?
Jesse:
All the time. Anytime. Just go here and party.
Captain:
Will there be food?
edFred (Wearing 6PC's pants)
Hey, When did you get back Captain?
Captain:
Sorry guys. Its just that...
well.. You complete me.
JeffDG:
I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!!!!
Captain:
Sorry. I just went off my meds (not alcohol) and went a little nuts.
I'm fine. Hopefully we are all good.
JeffDG:
Meh, back to his question... Will there be food?
6PC (taking his pants off edFred in a non-gay way)
I am thinking of bringing chili
Crowd (going into a tizzy)
"Define Chili"
"Chili" can mean a lot of things"
Mkosmo:
I will tell you one thing it DOESN'T MEAN!
No Beans
Sac Arrow:
Yeah, fvck beans
Narchee:
Chili shall not contain beans
CharlieTango
No Beans and No tomatoes
JoeSelch
And no ground Meat
Chili by definition should be an empty pot. Luke warm
JOhnH:
A Mexican pot!
TimWinters:
We're smoking pot?
JOhnH:
Mexican pot!
6PC (Dressed to the nines)
Ok, I am going to skip food and just swing by.
I need to see if I can get someone to watch my kids though
saracelica:
KIDS????????
Why... You have Kids?????
Why would you have kids??
saracelica:
Between y'all and me I don't think I have any interest in being around kids.
Yesterday I was out and about and the weather had all the kids out of school. I had to escape to the one place I knew they wouldn't be around
TimWinters:
Where was that?
saracelica:
50 shades of grey premiere of course
Wanna hear about it?
SacArrow:
no. I am too hungry to hear anything
I am hungry as fvck!
Do I want Mexican or Asian?
JOhnH:
Mexican!
Geico:
IS SOMEBODY GOING TO GET THAT?!?
Henning:
Get what?
Geico:
The phone
Henning:
I didn't hear a phone
Geico:
You don't hear that?
Henning:
No
Geico:
The phone is ringing!
Henning:
There's no phone
Geico:
No, clearly someone's phone is ringing.
I hear the ringing. So annoying!
Henning:
You're just going to have to ignore it
Jesse:
Okay guys so I am just going to go here and party. C'mon in okay
[in the party]
David white: Hey guys
SCCutler: D-Dub What's up?!?
[Knock at the door]
Cpt_Kirk: I'll get it [goes to the door]
EverSkyward (At the door):
Hello. Cool party. Glad to be here
Cpt_Kirk:
Welcome!
DmsPilot:
This place is pretty cool
[Knock at the door]
DmsPilot:
I'll get it [goes to the door]
EverSkyward (At the door):
DmsPilot: hey
EverSkyward: um hey
Geico:
Can someone answer the door?
asechrest:
I don't think anyone's there
Geico:
Um hello, I can hear the doorbell ringing
asechrest:
Are you sure you're ok?
[Knock at the door]
6PC: I will get it [opens the door]
EverSkyward (at the door)
6PC:
Weren't you already
EverSkyward [c font color=red style=helvecta “um hey what's happening?” [/c]
[Lots of knocking at the door]
mumbles: "We can't get in"
Jesse: What do you mean?
FlyMeaRiver (can be heard through the wall)
I can't get in.
Jesse:
Open the door
iFlyTwins (also behind the wall):
I see a door but I can't open it.
It is like not a real door
I turn the knob and it just gets stuck
FlyMeaRiver:
Yeah, it's all grey
flhrci:
I was able to get through that door just fine. You must be doing it wrong
CPT-Kirk:
Hey EverSkyward, did you ever
ZAP!
cpt_Kirk:
Where the hell did she go? She was just here.
[back to the party]
6PC: tonight it was dead so we all hopped in my car and headed to walmart.
We spent a good 20 minutes doing donuts in the parking lot. There were 2 other cars doing the same thing
6PC: (oh we got ice)
jhausch: What does getting a bag of ice at walmart have to do with donuts?
SCCutler: lol
6PC: dammit!
Clark1961: ya don't want the donuts to spoil
SCCutler: I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue...
dmspilot: I am confused whether I should click "I am available" in order to be available, or if it's
telling me I'm available and i should click it if I'm not
6PC: you seem available
Clark1961: what does your wife say?
6PC: to who?
flhrci: what does the fox say?
6PC: or is it “to whom”?
jhausch: It is telling you your current state of being. Mine says, "I am enlightened"
jhausch: Wait, it just changed to, "I am self actualized"
flhrci: still looking for a hitman 6PC?
6PC: allegedly
Clark1961: thought it was a hatman
flhrci: hatman to the Feds.
6PC: if the six flags thing goes down, I want to bring a 2way radio and just be nodding off in the distance around edFred
6PC: Getting a beer. Does anyone need anything?
asechrest: A beer. Thanks.
Cpt_Kirk: grab me one
flhrci: no thanks though
Clark1961: dos, por favor
flhrci: oh wait, got cash 6PC? need cash
Mrs. 6PCjoined the room.
6PC: DAMMIT!!!
Everskyward: Hi Eren
flyer: hi Mrs Six
flhrci: Wow, 6PC's better half is here!
6PC: party's over gentlemen
6PC: Show your t!ts!!
SCCutler: No camera
SCCutler: Did she, Bryan?
6PC: yes, I am trying to make them her avatar
jhausch: Splendid
Clark1961: wait, we haven't been introduced
Mrs. SixPapaCharlie: Spike, what you got in your glass?
SCCutler: little grey marsupial
JasonM: I'm kinda scared to be in here.
Clark1961: you should be
6PC: it was pretty gay a minute ago
flhrci: Spike is here Jason.
Clark1961: ever see a grown man naked?
SCCutler: Scraps is a boy doggie...
JasonM: Seems pretty gay right now. Lol
JasonM: 6PC, how is that cirrus?
JasonM: I have to say, I am very impressed with Cirrus. Blown away actually. you made a good decision!
6PC: It was my father's decision.
6PC: I make Cessna 127 money
6PC: er…172
dmspilot: well some day you'll make cessna 128 money
Clark1961: the secret service would rather you didn't make money
6PC: If you bleached a one dollar bill, could you put it in a printer and print a 100 on it
Cpt_Kirk: try it and let us know
6PC: ok brb
Cpt_Kirk: k
flhrci: 6PC keeps trying to get us all in trouble with the NSA.
6PC: I dont have a one dollar bill. I do have a 100 though. I will see if I can print a $1 on it
Cpt_Kirk: great idea
JasonM: I feel like I am 14 years old and just signed up on AOL.
6PC: I feel like i am 14 years old every time I pee
Everskyward: You mean you're not?
flhrci: wow
dmspilot: A O Hell as we used to call it
SCCutler: "You've got mail!"
flhrci: wow and wow
SCCutler: Billed by the minute!
SCCutler: Prodigy
dmspilot: I got a CD in the mail of version 49158103, it says it is the fastest ever
6PC: I hated AOL, Half way through downloading the Jpeg, your grandma would call and kill the connection.
Then you are all horned up talking to your grandma which is weird to begin with, you get off the phone with her, ready to wrap up, reconnect to AOL to finish downloading the image the bottom half of the photo finally comes through and it turns out to be a tranny.
flhrci: 6PC, you really have me laughing right now!
SCCutler: Crying Game
Clark1961: 'splains a lot 6PC
SCCutler: ok, bed time
flhrci: "horned up"
)Cpt_Kirk: night
SCCutler: my wife wants me.
flhrci: GN Spike
SCCutler: needs me.
6PC: or weirder the photo finishes and it is actually a photo of your grandma
6PC: then you are all "Why does grandma have a d--k?!"
SCCutler: ciao
6PC: Christmas is all awkward
6PC: At Thanksgiving you can't help but smirk when she asks for more stuffing
Cpt_Kirk: lol
flhrci: lol 6PC
Clark1961: someone should tell 6PC g'night
6PC: Sorry my grandma was a total slut. Y'alls might be different.
6PC: I should call her
flhrci: lol
flhrci: yes you should
Clark1961: my g'ma was a saint
6PC: not because she is a slut because I miss her
Clark1961: Mary, we called her
flhrci: does she have a 1-900 number 6PC?
6PC: I mean I have the photo to remind me of her but we never talk anymore
Everskyward: LOL
6PC: She is close to 90.
asechrest: In her prime
BDornak: What a fascinating conversation to drop in on...
BDornak: AOL and tranny grandmas
6PC: I bet she and papaw are screwing like a couple of dried up dusty rabbits right now.
6PC: she keeps breaking her hip
Everskyward: No wonder
Mrs. SixPapaCharlie: Well, we all love Bryan's Mamaw.
6PC: ewe dont use her name that makes it weird
Clark1961: it's a conversation? more of a monologue with snide remarks
BDornak: fair point
dmspilot: are you calling your wife a female sheep?
6PC: haha!!!!
6PC: Jesse sorry for 6PC-ing your chatroom
Mrs. SixPapaCharlie: Better than some other things I've been called.
6PC: I called her "grandma" once
BDornak: If this isn't distracting enough I'm not sure I can help
Mrs. SixPapaCharlie: He uses that expression a lot. "Sorry I 6PC-ed the bathroom again."
6PC: need a tissue
Clark1961: take the roll
6PC: Clark "who are you?" my wife just asked aloud in the room
Clark1961: I don't know
6PC: thats what I said
Clark1961: best keep it that way
Clark1961: unless ya got pizza or bbq
Mrs. SixPapaCharlie: Well, that's awkward. Hi Clark. Where ya from? We have beer.
6PC: Clark was either born in 1961 or he went through a LOT of usernames before he found one that hadn't been taken
Clark1961: beer is good, I'm here, it's a dark room with a low light in one corner
Mrs. SixPapaCharlie: Well, that fixes the awkwardness right there.
Clark1961: quiet 'round here now
Clark1961: crickets, I say, crickets
Geico:
Crickets?????
I hear them too!!!
I hear them!!!
chirp chirp chirp!!!
6PC (Last one in the room, turns out the light and locks the door behind him)
Well that was fun.
A faint mumbling can be heard from inside sounds like EverSkyward:
Guys? Guys, I am in here. I am inside. I am in the party. Guys?
6PC: Did you hear something?
Geico:
you mean like a bird?
Or a dog whistle or a bird blowing a dog whistle?
Something like that?
I hear it. It's all in your head man.
6PC: No not like that more like a woman's voice coming from behind the door
The mumbling:
Yes! It's me EverSkyward. I am still here?
6PC (opens the door):
Hello?
There's nobody here.
I guess I am hearing siht too
Whatever. Night Geico.
[They part ways walking separate directions]
Geico Off in the Distance:
Bryan! Are you whistling at me?
I hear whistling!
6PC:
Go to bed Geico!
.......
