This Week On POA. / As the Propeller Turns. Season 2 Episode 1

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For reference, Season 1 and its links are all in this post: Episode 10

Season 2 Premiere Episode: "The Conference Call"


We arrive at the blue hangar and some sort of pilot meeting is beginning. It appears that someone has put together some sort of group meeting with pilots both local and online from remote locations. Looks like people are starting to gather. Let's catch up on some pre-meeting babble.

@SixPapaCharlie: Hey. Eman, I am here for the meeting

@eman1200: Dude! where have you been? We haven't met as a group in 7 MONTHS!

SixPapaCharlie: Sorry. I was in the bathroom. Just major issues you know.

@vontresc: I totally sympathize.

@Sac Arrow: I get why vontresc would sympathize.

@Matthew: I do too but some people probably won't get his sympathy.

@timwinters : Why is vontresc carrying that purple board around?

Matther: See! Now we're having to use vague references to try and tie one meeting to another!

Sac Arrow: Did you change your name from Matthew to Matther?

Matther: This is getting too far down the rabbit hole. I'm going to go watch inception. This is beyond confusing.

NC Brit: Mary Tyler Moore for the win!

vontresc: What in the actual fr*ck?

@Pilawt: Where in God's name am I?


Perhaps we started listening in a little too early. Let's try this again.
We can see a meeting starting to kick off. Looks like @eman1200 has called this meeting and is about to get started. Let's try this again.


Eman: Hey Guys! I called this meeting because it's been too long since we got together.
We have some new folks in the room and they have no idea what is going on or how we do things around here. I believe there are a few people logged in remotely as well today. So any of you new members what to introduce yourselves before we get started?

@Maui Cirrus CFI: Hi guys. I just logged in through AOL, I came here from APOA, and I'm feeling A-OK.
I'd like to talk a bit about my AOA.

@robert lomax: I think perhaps you are on the wrong conference call.

@labbadabba: 6PC, is that you?

Robert Lomax: NO! I am not him. He is not me.

@SixPapaCharlie: I concur

Labbadabba: Nah, I think you are here and also logged into the webex on your phone as Lomax.

@SixPapaCharlie: Um no… I'm just playing temple run and not getting an instrument rating. See?

Robert Lomax: Yeah, seriously, I am not that guy. I haven't ever been him. Look our names are even different. Look at my pilot cert. I am just me, Robert Lomax!

@SixPapaCharlie: Thanks RoLo. I appreciate you doing that!

RoLo: It's cool yo.

Eman: See!!! This is what I am talking about! That is how long it has been since we've gotten together. That should have been discussed 6 months ago!

@write-stuff: Hey guys! Sorry I'm late and I can only stay briefly so just wanted to throw this out there.
I need some testers. It is for instrument rating software course.
It is sort of this competitive thing where you earn points and you can compete on the leader board and earn your IR along the way. Any takers?

@SixPapaCharlie: Sorry pal. I was born VFR and I will die VFR. Take your software and...

write-stuff: [Interrupting] It's free.

@SixPapaCharlie: where do I log in at?

@Cajun_Flyer : I really don't care to get my IR but I want to wipe the floor with somebody. I'm in.

@SixPapaCharlie: Cool this is going to be fun. Write Stuff, I am on the login screen and I don't see...

Cajun [Interrupting] DONE!!! That was easy. I can't believe I managed to get IR, Commercial, Twin, Tail-wheel, HP, Complex, super sonic type rating on my smart phone while flying around the world with a monkey in a brand new Cirrus!

@SixPapaCharlie: Alright! Cool it Kenny! We get it. You are smart. Why don’t you go jump in a lake!

Cajun: Now that you mention it. Write stuff's website was down briefly so I did a water ditching course, had a baby, and built a jet. Did you finish the course yet?

@SixPapaCharlie: WTF is an HSI???

Eman: Guys!!! Can we pleas just...
@mscard88: Hey guys, I am sorry I am late. I was taking some cans and melons to a food bank but had to stop and adjust the bra on my car and slipped and fell on some maracas and cracked my breast plate. It was embarrassing. When I fell, one of the cans came open and yams went everywhere. Somehow I completely forgot I was supposed to deliver a set of bongos to my friend who runs a hooters (side note, he used to be an actor on "Twin Peaks"). In all of that mess, I forgot about this meeting. This day has been a total bust.

@Stingray Don "I'm hungry"

mscard88: I have some candy. Want some?

StingRay: Sure, whatcha got?

mscard88: Mounds

Stingray: That'll do.


Eman: Dammit Guys! I have an announcement to make

@Ted DuPuis: I'll take it from here. Thanks Eman my good man. Alright children.... I mean ladies and gentlemen. Just a note. Here-forward, I have copyrighted any reference to "hammers", "Bans", "Banners" "Bands", "Hams", "Manners", "Bammers", and "Bananers".
Now, Just to show how powerful I am, I will ban myself.





@GeorgeC: Where'd he go?

Sac Arrow: That was nuts.

@GeorgeC: I thought you were in Asia

Sac Arrow: No, I was IN AN Asi..

@StevieTimes [Interrupting Thank God]: You guys think maybe we should do some flying?
I have a friend that converted a lawn mower into a helicopter. It kinda flies upside down and you sit on top sort of suspended by a thin, frail rope. He put it on controller and I snatched it up. I haven't had a chance to fly it. I ran it briefly this morning but I really want to take it up.

@GeorgeC: Is that what I saw out there on the ramp? No way that will fly. I looked it and it is a mess. Also it looks like there is blood all over the prop.

StevieTimes: Its red paint! It will fly dammit!

@GeorgeC: I don't remember you being shorter than me Stevie.

@GeorgeC: Stevie, whats all over your legs? Are you okay? Where are your shoes?

StevieTimes: Paint!!! I got paint on me. Red paint. It will fly safely! You'll see!!

THUNK!!!!

StevieTimes collapsed onto the floor.

@AggieMike88: Hey guys, I was just out on the ramp, and there is a human foot on the ground next to this contraption that will never fly.

Also, there were a couple shoes nearby. I looked in one and it had a foot (also human) in it as well. I am not sure if this machine that can in no way fly safely and the feet are related but both were covered in what appears to be blood.

I didn't do any specific tests to determine if it was the same blood on the feet and on that thing that would in no way possibly ever become airborne.

Hey what happened to Stevie?

There is blood spilling out of his legs all over the floor.

@GeorgeC: Its cool. It's just paint.

AggieMike: Cool. I was nervous something bad had happened.

RoLo: Anyone else think this is sort of strange?

AggieMike: Whaddaya mean?

RoLo: I'm just kinda surprised nobody is freaking out right now. I mean there is paint on the floor. It could stain. Pretty rude of Stevie to just lay there in that ever growing puddle of paint.

AggieMike: You know what? I will clean it up. I will try and collect the red paint that is spilling out of stevie's legs in his bucket and take it with me. It will clean up this mess and I want to paint a couple stripes on the 182 anyway. Its a win win.

@GeorgeC: What about the feet on the ramp?

AggieMike: I hear ya but I don't want to go near that contraption.
Someone could lose a finger.
That thing is dangerous I tell ya.
Plus I have to get the stripes done before this very strange, unusually thin paint dries.

I smell metal. Oh well. Anyone got a paint brush?

RoLo: I have a compressor and sprayer out back

AggieMike: perfect!


NC Brit: So what was this meeting supposed to be about? I feel like maybe we didn't really accomplish much.

Eman: No no. This is exactly what I wanted to accomplish. I think any new people know how we roll here at the blue hangar and what it means to be a POA member. So anyone have any more questions before we end the call?

@Anthony8822: Will Ted be back?
@GRG55: Whose NC Brit?
@masloki: Stevie looks really pale guys.
Sac Arrow: Anyone want to watch "The Shining"?

Eman: Alright then, since there are no questions, the call is over. Thanks everyone. Have a great day.

The pilots slowly file out of the blue hangar and we see a beautiful sunny day perfect for some flying to take place. The pilots disperse indifferent directions. Some go to their planes, some relax on the balcony taking in the Spring weather. We're pretty sure Stevie is stone cold dead and AggieMike is an absolute deranged psycho lunatic but the weather is to nice to ponder this right now.


Tune in for next week's episode: Mscard88 Hosts a "can" drive.
 
Season 2 Premiere Episode: "Da Conference Call"

We arrive all up in tha blue hangar n' some sort of pilot meetin is beginning. Well shiiiit, it appears dat one of mah thugs has put together some sort of crew meetin wit pilots both local n' online from remote locations. Looks like playas is startin ta gather n' ****. Letz catch up on some pre-meetin babble.

@SixPapaCharlie: Hey. Eman, I be here fo' tha meeting

@eman1200: Dude biaaatch! where have you been, biatch? We aint kicked it wit as a crew up in 7 MONTHS!

SixPapaCharlie: Sorry. I was up in tha bathroom. Just major thangs you know.

@vontresc: I straight-up sympathize.

@Sac Arrow: I git why vontresc would sympathize.

@Matthew: I do too but some playas probably won't git his sympathy.

@timwintas : Why is vontresc carryin dat purple board around?

Matther: See biaaatch! Now our crazy asses havin ta use vague references ta try n' tie one meetin ta another!

Sac Arrow: Did yo dirty ass chizzle yo' name from Matthew ta Matther?

Matther: This is gettin too far down tha rabbit hole. I be goin ta go peep inception. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This is beyond confusing.

NC Brit: Mary Tyla Moore fo' tha win!

vontresc: What up in tha actual fr*ck?

@Pilawt: Where up in Godz name be I?


Perhaps we started listenin up in a lil too early. Letz try dis again.
We can peep a meetin startin ta kick off. Looks like @eman1200 has called dis meetin n' be bout ta git started. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Letz try dis again.


Eman: Yo Guys mutha****a! I called dis meetin cuz itz been too long since we gots together.
Our thugged-out asses have some freshly smoked up folks up in tha room n' they have no clue what tha **** is goin on or how tha **** our phat asses do thangs round here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. I believe there be all dem playas logged up in remotely as well todizzle. It make me wanna hollar playa! So any of y'all freshly smoked up thugz what tha **** ta introduce yourselves before we git started?

@Maui Cirrus CFI: Yo mutha****as. I just logged up in all up in AOL, I came here from APOA, n' I be feelin A-OK.
I'd like ta rap a lil' bit bout mah AOA.

@robert lomax: I be thinkin like yo ass is on tha wack conference call.

@labbadabba: 6PC, is dat yo slick ass?

Robert Lomax: NO! I aint his mutha****in ass yo. Dude aint mah dirty ass.

@SixPapaCharlie: I concur

Labbadabba: Nah, I be thinkin yo ass is here n' also logged tha **** into tha webex on yo' beeper as Lomax.

@SixPapaCharlie: Um no… I be just playin temple run n' not gettin a instrument rating. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. See?

Robert Lomax: Yeah, seriously, I aint dat mutha****a. I aint eva been his mutha****in ass. Look our names is even different. Look at mah pilot cert. I be just me, Robert Lomax!

@SixPapaCharlie: Thanks RoLo. I appreciate you bustin that!

RoLo: It aint nuthin but def yo.

Eman: See!!! This is what tha **** I be poppin' off bout son! That is how tha **** long it has been since we've gotten together n' ****. That should done been discussed 6 months ago!

@write-stuff: Yo mutha****as mutha****a! Awwww shiiiit mutha****a, I be late n' I can only stay briefly so just wanted ta throw dis up there.
I need some testers. Well shiiiit, it is fo' instrument ratin software course.
It be sort of dis competitizzle thang where you git points n' you can compete on tha leader board n' git yo' IR along tha way fo' realz. Any takers?

@SixPapaCharlie: Sorry pal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. I started doin thangs VFR n' I'ma take a thugged-out dirtnap VFR. Take yo' software and...

write-stuff: [Interrupting] It aint nuthin but free.

@SixPapaCharlie: where do I log up in at?

@Cajun_Flyer : I straight-up couldn't give a ****in shiznit ta git mah IR but I wanna wipe tha floor wit some mutha****a. I be in.

@SixPapaCharlie: Def dis is goin ta be fun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Write Stuff, I be on tha login screen n' I don't see...

Cajun [Interrupting] DONE!!! That was easy as **** . I can't believe I managed ta git IR, Commercial, Twin, Tail-wheel, HP, Complex, supa sonic type ratin on mah smart-ass beeper while flyin round tha ghetto wit a monkey up in a funky-ass brand freshly smoked up Cirrus!

@SixPapaCharlie: Alright son! Def it Kenny dawwwwg! We git dat ****. Yo ass is smart. Why don’t you go jump up in a lake!

Cajun: Now dat you mention dat ****. Write stuffz joint was down briefly so I did a wata ditchin course, had a funky-ass baby, n' built a jet. Did yo dirty ass finish tha course yet?

@Stingray Don "I be hungry"

mscard88: I have some candy. Want some?

StingRay: Sure, whatcha got?

mscard88: Mounds

Stingray: That'll do.


Eman: Dammit Guys mutha****a! I gots a announcement ta make

@Ted DuPuis: I be bout ta take it from here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Thanks Eman mah phat man. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Alright lil' thugs.... I mean ladies n' gentlemen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Just a note yo. Here-forward, I have copyrighted any reference ta "hammers", "Bans", "Banners" "Bands", "Hams", "Manners", "Bammers", n' "Bananers".
Now, Just ta show how tha **** bangin I am, I'ma ban mah dirty ass.





@GeorgeC: Where'd he go?

Sac Arrow: That was nuts.

@GeorgeC: I thought you was up in Asia

Sac Arrow: **** dat ****, I was IN AN Asi..

@StevieTimes [Interruptin Thank God]: Yo ass mutha****as be thinkin maybe we should do some flying?
I gots a gangbangin' playa dat converted a lawn mower tha **** into a helicopter n' ****. Well shiiiit, it kinda flies upside down n' you sit on top sort of suspended by a thin, frail rope yo. Dude put it on controlla n' I snatched it up. I aint had a cold-ass lil chizzle ta fly dat ****. I ran it briefly dis mornin but I straight-up wanna take it up.

@GeorgeC: Is dat what tha **** I saw up there on tha ramp, biatch? No way dat will fly. I looked it n' it aint nuthin but a mess fo' realz. Also it be lookin like there is blood all over tha prop.

StevieTimes: Its red paint son! It will fly dammit!

@GeorgeC: I don't remember you bein shorta than me Stevie.

@GeorgeC: Stevie, whats all over yo' legs, biatch? Is you aiiight, biatch? Where is yo' shoes?

StevieTimes: Paint!!! I gots paint on mah dirty ass. Red paint. Well shiiiit, it will fly safely dawwwwg! You'll see!!

THUNK!!!!

StevieTimes collapsed onto tha floor.

@AggieMike88: Yo mutha****as, I was just up on tha ramp, n' there be a human foot on tha ground next ta dis contraption dat aint NEVER gonna fly.

Also, there was a cold-ass lil couple Nikes nearby. I looked up in one n' it had a gangbangin' foot (also human) up in it as well. I aint shizzle if dis machine dat can up in no way fly safely n' tha feet is related but both was covered up in what tha **** appears ta be blood.

I didn't do any specific tests ta determine if dat shiznit was tha same ol' dirty blood on tha feet n' on dat thang dat would up in no way possibly eva become airborne.

Yo what tha **** happened ta Stevie?

There is blood spillin outta his hairy-ass legs all over tha floor.

@GeorgeC: Its cool. It aint nuthin but just paint.

AggieMike: Cool. I was straight-up trippin suttin' ****ty had happened.

RoLo: Every Mutha****a else be thinkin dis is sort of strange?

AggieMike: Whaddaya mean?

RoLo: I be just kinda surprised no mutha****a is freakin up n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do. I mean there is paint on tha floor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Well shiiiit, it could stain. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Pretty rude of Stevie ta just lay there up in dat eva growin puddle of paint.

AggieMike: Yo ass know what, biatch? I'ma clean it up. I'ma try n' collect tha red paint dat is spillin outta steviez hairy-ass legs up in his bucket n' take it wit mah dirty ass. Well shiiiit, it will clean up dis mess n' I wanna paint a cold-ass lil couple stripes on tha 182 anyway. Its a win win.

@GeorgeC: What bout tha feet on tha ramp?

AggieMike: I hear ya but I don't wanna go near dat contraption.
Someone could lose a gangbangin' finger.
That thang is ****ed up I tell ya.
Plus I gotta git tha stripes done before dis straight-up strange, unusually thin paint dries.

I smell metal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Oh well fo' realz. Every Mutha****a gots a paint brush?

RoLo: I gots a cold-ass lil compressor n' sprayer up back

AggieMike: perfect!


NC Brit: So what tha **** was dis meetin supposed ta be about, biatch? I feel like maybe our phat asses didn't straight-up accomplish much.

Eman: No no. This is exactly what tha **** I wanted ta accomplish. I be thinkin any freshly smoked up playas know how tha **** we roll here all up in tha blue hangar n' what tha **** it means ta be a POA member n' ****. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. So mah playas have any mo' thangs before we end tha call?

@Anthony8822: Will Ted be back?
@GRG55: Whose NC Brit?
@masloki: Stevie looks straight-up pale mutha****as.
Sac Arrow: Every Mutha****a wanna peep "Da Shining"?

Eman: Alright then, since there be no thangs, tha call is over n' ****. Thanks everyone yo. Have a pimped out day.

Da pilots slowly file outta tha blue hangar n' we peep a funky-ass dope sunny dizzle slick fo' some flyin ta take place. Da pilots disperse indifferent directions. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. Some git all up in they planes, some chillax on tha balcony takin up in tha Sprin drizzle n' ****. We pretty shizzle Stevie is stone cold dead n' AggieMike be a absolute deranged psycho lunatic but tha drizzle is ta sick ta ponder dis n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do.


Tune up in fo' next weekz episode: Mscard88 Hosts a "can" drive.
 
I had to cut it short because zenforo only allows 10k characters and formatting (color, bold), and spaces are included in the count.
So I have to make a lot of cuts to get these to fit. Thus I had to remove my ebonics speek
 
I had to cut it short because zenforo only allows 10k characters and formatting (color, bold), and spaces are included in the count.
So I have to make a lot of cuts to get these to fit. Thus I had to remove my ebonics speek

I could have figured out how to resolve those issues without making any cuts to content... while backwards, in heels, snow, and hurricane force winds.

Also, supersonic is one word.
 
lol love it!

I'm honored to be in this one! thanks six pack!
:D
 
I could have figured out how to resolve those issues without making any cuts to content... while backwards, in heels, snow, and hurricane force winds.

Also, supersonic is one word.

right, but 'supa sonic' is clearly two.
 
Looks like you're view of me is improving.... prior to this, it was just a lunatic.
I think we may see AggieMike is a madman slowly killing off POAers and making lampshades.. Well let's not spoil it. ;)
 
I think we may see AggieMike is a madman slowly killing off POAers and making lampshades.. Well let's not spoil it. ;)

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And I'll have a new line of chairs debuting next month...

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Hey! Why was the Colorado contingent snubbed? I demand and require a recount.
 
Hey, I made this week's episode! And I really am hungry. I was under the impression that food was going to be served at this meeting.
 
Was this an Episode of The Jerry Springer Show?

Cheers
 
I'm just glad Sac brought the donuts.

-- Matther
Next he'll be ranting on how we donut mined that pink box, took all of the jelly filled, cruelers, and chocolate frosted and left him just the half eaten apple fritters.
 
Next he'll be ranting on how we donut mined that pink box, took all of the jelly filled, cruelers, and chocolate frosted and left him just the half eaten apple fritters.
Don't forget the lettuce wrap mining. People will take the best lettuce slices fore their sandwiches. LOL
 
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