SixPapaCharlie
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For reference, Season 1 and its links are all in this post: Episode 10
Season 2 Premiere Episode: "The Conference Call"
We arrive at the blue hangar and some sort of pilot meeting is beginning. It appears that someone has put together some sort of group meeting with pilots both local and online from remote locations. Looks like people are starting to gather. Let's catch up on some pre-meeting babble.
@SixPapaCharlie: Hey. Eman, I am here for the meeting
@eman1200: Dude! where have you been? We haven't met as a group in 7 MONTHS!
SixPapaCharlie: Sorry. I was in the bathroom. Just major issues you know.
@vontresc: I totally sympathize.
@Sac Arrow: I get why vontresc would sympathize.
@Matthew: I do too but some people probably won't get his sympathy.
@timwinters : Why is vontresc carrying that purple board around?
Matther: See! Now we're having to use vague references to try and tie one meeting to another!
Sac Arrow: Did you change your name from Matthew to Matther?
Matther: This is getting too far down the rabbit hole. I'm going to go watch inception. This is beyond confusing.
NC Brit: Mary Tyler Moore for the win!
vontresc: What in the actual fr*ck?
@Pilawt: Where in God's name am I?
Perhaps we started listening in a little too early. Let's try this again.
We can see a meeting starting to kick off. Looks like @eman1200 has called this meeting and is about to get started. Let's try this again.
Eman: Hey Guys! I called this meeting because it's been too long since we got together.
We have some new folks in the room and they have no idea what is going on or how we do things around here. I believe there are a few people logged in remotely as well today. So any of you new members what to introduce yourselves before we get started?
@Maui Cirrus CFI: Hi guys. I just logged in through AOL, I came here from APOA, and I'm feeling A-OK.
I'd like to talk a bit about my AOA.
@robert lomax: I think perhaps you are on the wrong conference call.
@labbadabba: 6PC, is that you?
Robert Lomax: NO! I am not him. He is not me.
@SixPapaCharlie: I concur
Labbadabba: Nah, I think you are here and also logged into the webex on your phone as Lomax.
@SixPapaCharlie: Um no… I'm just playing temple run and not getting an instrument rating. See?
Robert Lomax: Yeah, seriously, I am not that guy. I haven't ever been him. Look our names are even different. Look at my pilot cert. I am just me, Robert Lomax!
@SixPapaCharlie: Thanks RoLo. I appreciate you doing that!
RoLo: It's cool yo.
Eman: See!!! This is what I am talking about! That is how long it has been since we've gotten together. That should have been discussed 6 months ago!
@write-stuff: Hey guys! Sorry I'm late and I can only stay briefly so just wanted to throw this out there.
I need some testers. It is for instrument rating software course.
It is sort of this competitive thing where you earn points and you can compete on the leader board and earn your IR along the way. Any takers?
@SixPapaCharlie: Sorry pal. I was born VFR and I will die VFR. Take your software and...
write-stuff: [Interrupting] It's free.
@SixPapaCharlie: where do I log in at?
@Cajun_Flyer : I really don't care to get my IR but I want to wipe the floor with somebody. I'm in.
@SixPapaCharlie: Cool this is going to be fun. Write Stuff, I am on the login screen and I don't see...
Cajun [Interrupting] DONE!!! That was easy. I can't believe I managed to get IR, Commercial, Twin, Tail-wheel, HP, Complex, super sonic type rating on my smart phone while flying around the world with a monkey in a brand new Cirrus!
@SixPapaCharlie: Alright! Cool it Kenny! We get it. You are smart. Why don’t you go jump in a lake!
Cajun: Now that you mention it. Write stuff's website was down briefly so I did a water ditching course, had a baby, and built a jet. Did you finish the course yet?
@SixPapaCharlie: WTF is an HSI???
Eman: Guys!!! Can we pleas just...
@mscard88: Hey guys, I am sorry I am late. I was taking some cans and melons to a food bank but had to stop and adjust the bra on my car and slipped and fell on some maracas and cracked my breast plate. It was embarrassing. When I fell, one of the cans came open and yams went everywhere. Somehow I completely forgot I was supposed to deliver a set of bongos to my friend who runs a hooters (side note, he used to be an actor on "Twin Peaks"). In all of that mess, I forgot about this meeting. This day has been a total bust.
@Stingray Don "I'm hungry"
mscard88: I have some candy. Want some?
StingRay: Sure, whatcha got?
mscard88: Mounds
Stingray: That'll do.
Eman: Dammit Guys! I have an announcement to make
@Ted DuPuis: I'll take it from here. Thanks Eman my good man. Alright children.... I mean ladies and gentlemen. Just a note. Here-forward, I have copyrighted any reference to "hammers", "Bans", "Banners" "Bands", "Hams", "Manners", "Bammers", and "Bananers".
Now, Just to show how powerful I am, I will ban myself.
@GeorgeC: Where'd he go?
Sac Arrow: That was nuts.
@GeorgeC: I thought you were in Asia
Sac Arrow: No, I was IN AN Asi..
@StevieTimes [Interrupting Thank God]: You guys think maybe we should do some flying?
I have a friend that converted a lawn mower into a helicopter. It kinda flies upside down and you sit on top sort of suspended by a thin, frail rope. He put it on controller and I snatched it up. I haven't had a chance to fly it. I ran it briefly this morning but I really want to take it up.
@GeorgeC: Is that what I saw out there on the ramp? No way that will fly. I looked it and it is a mess. Also it looks like there is blood all over the prop.
StevieTimes: Its red paint! It will fly dammit!
@GeorgeC: I don't remember you being shorter than me Stevie.
@GeorgeC: Stevie, whats all over your legs? Are you okay? Where are your shoes?
StevieTimes: Paint!!! I got paint on me. Red paint. It will fly safely! You'll see!!
THUNK!!!!
StevieTimes collapsed onto the floor.
@AggieMike88: Hey guys, I was just out on the ramp, and there is a human foot on the ground next to this contraption that will never fly.
Also, there were a couple shoes nearby. I looked in one and it had a foot (also human) in it as well. I am not sure if this machine that can in no way fly safely and the feet are related but both were covered in what appears to be blood.
I didn't do any specific tests to determine if it was the same blood on the feet and on that thing that would in no way possibly ever become airborne.
Hey what happened to Stevie?
There is blood spilling out of his legs all over the floor.
@GeorgeC: Its cool. It's just paint.
AggieMike: Cool. I was nervous something bad had happened.
RoLo: Anyone else think this is sort of strange?
AggieMike: Whaddaya mean?
RoLo: I'm just kinda surprised nobody is freaking out right now. I mean there is paint on the floor. It could stain. Pretty rude of Stevie to just lay there in that ever growing puddle of paint.
AggieMike: You know what? I will clean it up. I will try and collect the red paint that is spilling out of stevie's legs in his bucket and take it with me. It will clean up this mess and I want to paint a couple stripes on the 182 anyway. Its a win win.
@GeorgeC: What about the feet on the ramp?
AggieMike: I hear ya but I don't want to go near that contraption.
Someone could lose a finger.
That thing is dangerous I tell ya.
Plus I have to get the stripes done before this very strange, unusually thin paint dries.
I smell metal. Oh well. Anyone got a paint brush?
RoLo: I have a compressor and sprayer out back
AggieMike: perfect!
NC Brit: So what was this meeting supposed to be about? I feel like maybe we didn't really accomplish much.
Eman: No no. This is exactly what I wanted to accomplish. I think any new people know how we roll here at the blue hangar and what it means to be a POA member. So anyone have any more questions before we end the call?
@Anthony8822: Will Ted be back?
@GRG55: Whose NC Brit?
@masloki: Stevie looks really pale guys.
Sac Arrow: Anyone want to watch "The Shining"?
Eman: Alright then, since there are no questions, the call is over. Thanks everyone. Have a great day.
The pilots slowly file out of the blue hangar and we see a beautiful sunny day perfect for some flying to take place. The pilots disperse indifferent directions. Some go to their planes, some relax on the balcony taking in the Spring weather. We're pretty sure Stevie is stone cold dead and AggieMike is an absolute deranged psycho lunatic but the weather is to nice to ponder this right now.
Tune in for next week's episode: Mscard88 Hosts a "can" drive.
Season 2 Premiere Episode: "The Conference Call"
We arrive at the blue hangar and some sort of pilot meeting is beginning. It appears that someone has put together some sort of group meeting with pilots both local and online from remote locations. Looks like people are starting to gather. Let's catch up on some pre-meeting babble.
@SixPapaCharlie: Hey. Eman, I am here for the meeting
@eman1200: Dude! where have you been? We haven't met as a group in 7 MONTHS!
SixPapaCharlie: Sorry. I was in the bathroom. Just major issues you know.
@vontresc: I totally sympathize.
@Sac Arrow: I get why vontresc would sympathize.
@Matthew: I do too but some people probably won't get his sympathy.
@timwinters : Why is vontresc carrying that purple board around?
Matther: See! Now we're having to use vague references to try and tie one meeting to another!
Sac Arrow: Did you change your name from Matthew to Matther?
Matther: This is getting too far down the rabbit hole. I'm going to go watch inception. This is beyond confusing.
NC Brit: Mary Tyler Moore for the win!
vontresc: What in the actual fr*ck?
@Pilawt: Where in God's name am I?
Perhaps we started listening in a little too early. Let's try this again.
We can see a meeting starting to kick off. Looks like @eman1200 has called this meeting and is about to get started. Let's try this again.
Eman: Hey Guys! I called this meeting because it's been too long since we got together.
We have some new folks in the room and they have no idea what is going on or how we do things around here. I believe there are a few people logged in remotely as well today. So any of you new members what to introduce yourselves before we get started?
@Maui Cirrus CFI: Hi guys. I just logged in through AOL, I came here from APOA, and I'm feeling A-OK.
I'd like to talk a bit about my AOA.
@robert lomax: I think perhaps you are on the wrong conference call.
@labbadabba: 6PC, is that you?
Robert Lomax: NO! I am not him. He is not me.
@SixPapaCharlie: I concur
Labbadabba: Nah, I think you are here and also logged into the webex on your phone as Lomax.
@SixPapaCharlie: Um no… I'm just playing temple run and not getting an instrument rating. See?
Robert Lomax: Yeah, seriously, I am not that guy. I haven't ever been him. Look our names are even different. Look at my pilot cert. I am just me, Robert Lomax!
@SixPapaCharlie: Thanks RoLo. I appreciate you doing that!
RoLo: It's cool yo.
Eman: See!!! This is what I am talking about! That is how long it has been since we've gotten together. That should have been discussed 6 months ago!
@write-stuff: Hey guys! Sorry I'm late and I can only stay briefly so just wanted to throw this out there.
I need some testers. It is for instrument rating software course.
It is sort of this competitive thing where you earn points and you can compete on the leader board and earn your IR along the way. Any takers?
@SixPapaCharlie: Sorry pal. I was born VFR and I will die VFR. Take your software and...
write-stuff: [Interrupting] It's free.
@SixPapaCharlie: where do I log in at?
@Cajun_Flyer : I really don't care to get my IR but I want to wipe the floor with somebody. I'm in.
@SixPapaCharlie: Cool this is going to be fun. Write Stuff, I am on the login screen and I don't see...
Cajun [Interrupting] DONE!!! That was easy. I can't believe I managed to get IR, Commercial, Twin, Tail-wheel, HP, Complex, super sonic type rating on my smart phone while flying around the world with a monkey in a brand new Cirrus!
@SixPapaCharlie: Alright! Cool it Kenny! We get it. You are smart. Why don’t you go jump in a lake!
Cajun: Now that you mention it. Write stuff's website was down briefly so I did a water ditching course, had a baby, and built a jet. Did you finish the course yet?
@SixPapaCharlie: WTF is an HSI???
Eman: Guys!!! Can we pleas just...
@mscard88: Hey guys, I am sorry I am late. I was taking some cans and melons to a food bank but had to stop and adjust the bra on my car and slipped and fell on some maracas and cracked my breast plate. It was embarrassing. When I fell, one of the cans came open and yams went everywhere. Somehow I completely forgot I was supposed to deliver a set of bongos to my friend who runs a hooters (side note, he used to be an actor on "Twin Peaks"). In all of that mess, I forgot about this meeting. This day has been a total bust.
@Stingray Don "I'm hungry"
mscard88: I have some candy. Want some?
StingRay: Sure, whatcha got?
mscard88: Mounds
Stingray: That'll do.
Eman: Dammit Guys! I have an announcement to make
@Ted DuPuis: I'll take it from here. Thanks Eman my good man. Alright children.... I mean ladies and gentlemen. Just a note. Here-forward, I have copyrighted any reference to "hammers", "Bans", "Banners" "Bands", "Hams", "Manners", "Bammers", and "Bananers".
Now, Just to show how powerful I am, I will ban myself.
@GeorgeC: Where'd he go?
Sac Arrow: That was nuts.
@GeorgeC: I thought you were in Asia
Sac Arrow: No, I was IN AN Asi..
@StevieTimes [Interrupting Thank God]: You guys think maybe we should do some flying?
I have a friend that converted a lawn mower into a helicopter. It kinda flies upside down and you sit on top sort of suspended by a thin, frail rope. He put it on controller and I snatched it up. I haven't had a chance to fly it. I ran it briefly this morning but I really want to take it up.
@GeorgeC: Is that what I saw out there on the ramp? No way that will fly. I looked it and it is a mess. Also it looks like there is blood all over the prop.
StevieTimes: Its red paint! It will fly dammit!
@GeorgeC: I don't remember you being shorter than me Stevie.
@GeorgeC: Stevie, whats all over your legs? Are you okay? Where are your shoes?
StevieTimes: Paint!!! I got paint on me. Red paint. It will fly safely! You'll see!!
THUNK!!!!
StevieTimes collapsed onto the floor.
@AggieMike88: Hey guys, I was just out on the ramp, and there is a human foot on the ground next to this contraption that will never fly.
Also, there were a couple shoes nearby. I looked in one and it had a foot (also human) in it as well. I am not sure if this machine that can in no way fly safely and the feet are related but both were covered in what appears to be blood.
I didn't do any specific tests to determine if it was the same blood on the feet and on that thing that would in no way possibly ever become airborne.
Hey what happened to Stevie?
There is blood spilling out of his legs all over the floor.
@GeorgeC: Its cool. It's just paint.
AggieMike: Cool. I was nervous something bad had happened.
RoLo: Anyone else think this is sort of strange?
AggieMike: Whaddaya mean?
RoLo: I'm just kinda surprised nobody is freaking out right now. I mean there is paint on the floor. It could stain. Pretty rude of Stevie to just lay there in that ever growing puddle of paint.
AggieMike: You know what? I will clean it up. I will try and collect the red paint that is spilling out of stevie's legs in his bucket and take it with me. It will clean up this mess and I want to paint a couple stripes on the 182 anyway. Its a win win.
@GeorgeC: What about the feet on the ramp?
AggieMike: I hear ya but I don't want to go near that contraption.
Someone could lose a finger.
That thing is dangerous I tell ya.
Plus I have to get the stripes done before this very strange, unusually thin paint dries.
I smell metal. Oh well. Anyone got a paint brush?
RoLo: I have a compressor and sprayer out back
AggieMike: perfect!
NC Brit: So what was this meeting supposed to be about? I feel like maybe we didn't really accomplish much.
Eman: No no. This is exactly what I wanted to accomplish. I think any new people know how we roll here at the blue hangar and what it means to be a POA member. So anyone have any more questions before we end the call?
@Anthony8822: Will Ted be back?
@GRG55: Whose NC Brit?
@masloki: Stevie looks really pale guys.
Sac Arrow: Anyone want to watch "The Shining"?
Eman: Alright then, since there are no questions, the call is over. Thanks everyone. Have a great day.
The pilots slowly file out of the blue hangar and we see a beautiful sunny day perfect for some flying to take place. The pilots disperse indifferent directions. Some go to their planes, some relax on the balcony taking in the Spring weather. We're pretty sure Stevie is stone cold dead and AggieMike is an absolute deranged psycho lunatic but the weather is to nice to ponder this right now.
Tune in for next week's episode: Mscard88 Hosts a "can" drive.