got me a non-stop flight direct from Oakland CA to Charlotte NC for a special mission.....very important business........to get a burger WITHOUT fries. not even chicken fried potato sticks.....anything but fries.....NO FRIES. so's I go to 5 guys, where I'm immediately met with this sign..........
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wtf. change of plans? NO. stick to the mission. Get. The. Burger. heeeeyy, wait a minute......
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dafuq, we aint in baltimore mofos....anyways, burger was pretty darned tasty. mission accomplished.