Ted, are you ok?

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Heard Ted was arrested. Something about cows and Iowa. Anybody heard from him recently?
 
Yeah, but all I had to tell them was that I flew a P-Baron and they let me off the hook and the girl who worked at the station was all over me. What happens in Ames, stays in Ames. ;)
 
Well If he can prove it was consentual, he should be able to get out of the charges :D
 
It gives a whole new (though sick and twisted) meaning to your screen name Ted...:yikes:

Chris
 
Isn't there an ole saying in Iowa,,, The men are men and the sheep are scared!:yikes:
 
gprellwitz said:
Nah, that's New Zealand. 4 million people and 40 million sheep!:yikes:
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When I was there (about 7 years ago now) they said 3 million people and 45 million sheep.

Pretty funny that the average person has 15 pet sheep. :D
 
smigaldi said:
and Texas:D

or is that the "only two things to come from Texas are steers and queers and I don't see any horns on you boy!"

;)
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A big guy in the grocery store told the kid working in the produce department that he wanted to buy a half-head of lettuce. When the kid told him they only sold full heads, the guy demanded to see the produce manager. The kid found the produce manager in the back and told him "some son-of-a-***** wants to buy a half-head of lettuce (and upon realizing the guy had followed him) and this gentleman would like to buy the other half."

The produce manager solved the problem by selling him a full head at half price and sent him on his way, then complimented the kid on his quick thinking. The kid said "yeah, he's probably from Oklahoma, all they got up there are football players and whores." The manager said "well, my wife's from Oklahoma" to which the kid replied "Really? What position did she play?"
 
wabower said:
A big guy in the grocery store told the kid working in the produce department that he wanted to buy a half-head of lettuce. When the kid told him they only sold full heads, the guy demanded to see the produce manager. The kid found the produce manager in the back and told him "some son-of-a-***** wants to buy a half-head of lettuce (and upon realizing the guy had followed him) and this gentleman would like to buy the other half."

The produce manager solved the problem by selling him a full head at half price and sent him on his way, then complimented the kid on his quick thinking. The kid said "yeah, he's probably from Oklahoma, all they got up there are football players and whores." The manager said "well, my wife's from Oklahoma" to which the kid replied "Really? What position did she play?"
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:cornut::lol:
 
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