This reminds me of a bunch of us airline types heading from the west coast to Hawaii on oceanic "fingers" freq one night.
"Who's bored?"
"Me, I am, we are, not us happy to be here yah"
"How long's yer overnight?"
"too short, too long, 23:46, 48 hours, 6 days yah"
"Who's up?"
"Delta of course this is our frequency just like guard, Alaska, Murican, Murican, Alaska, Alaska... Alooooooha! Hawaiian up"
"Hows that contract treating you?"
"squeeeeeellll sssskkkkkrrrrrr, ccchcchchcchchc...that POS I voted no..." unintelligible for about 5 minutes as everyone ******* about their 1st world problems.
"Where ya staying?"
"wherever the van takes us, ala moana, ala moana, ala moana, I dunno some girl's offn Kuhio..."
"Last on gets first round!"
Few minutes later, the xmit that takes the cake:
Hawaiian, in perfect pidgin, "We goin' home bruddahs! Da wif makin some ono grinds tonight yah. Can't wait to see my keiki! An dat contract is killah, fo sho!"
After a dramatic pause:
"You guys hiring?"