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Why does everything in her side of the bathroom smell like food? This has never made any sense to me.

She can’t smell when her car is on fire, but apples, pears, mangos, watermelon, strawberry... you name it. Since they’re all too subtle to tell what she’s using today, all this pretty much accomplishes is making me hungry in the bathroom. :)

I’m good with whatever fake flower Dial soap is, and occasionally mint. Even the mint was a guilt trip purchase of “product” at the haircut place. Y’all who’ve met me know there’s no hair up there anyway for “product” since I buzz it. So that giant bottle has lasted over a year. Hahaha.

Along these lines... why is the air freshener at work orange scented in the men’s room?

“Orange plus poo” is not a particularly appealing combination. I mean, “Flowers plus poo” is still weird, but “orange plus poo” is just wrong. :)
 
Sounds to me like you need to visit purple and add to Pete's sh*tter rant, Nate! :)
 
Did we have fruit smells in the 1980s? All I remember is perfumy smells on the women’s/girl’s side of the bathroom.

An occasional grape or strawberry flavored lipgloss from my date was enough to get my teenage hormones on overdrive, lol.

I think orange started to be a hand cleaner thing in the 1990s?
 
455 Bravo Uniform said:
Did we have fruit smells in the 1980s? All I remember is perfumy smells on the women’s/girl’s side of the bathroom.

An occasional grape or strawberry flavored lipgloss from my date was enough to get my teenage hormones on overdrive, lol.

I think orange started to be a hand cleaner thing in the 1990s?
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Judging from the pictures I’ve seen, I think you could walk through a salon and come out the other side crunchy from all the Aquanet in the air back in the 80s. I imagine the perfume was like what all the old ladies wear now.
 
My wife walks through the soap aisle opening bottles to sniff the contents. I grab the cheapest s*** one the shelf. The only air freshener that needs to be in a bathroom is a book of matches. Anything else and it smells like XXX with a turd in it. That being said, poo-purri (look it up if you're not familiar) is definitely a worthy investment for single guys who want to bring ladies over.
 
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We have two bathrooms on the second floor. One is huge, with a jetted tub, giant shower, and walk-in closet and the flowery smells you describe. And then mine.
 
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