Shortest Thread Ever

i'm always in awe of the length of threads. there's 5 pages so i figure its probably at least a month old but no, its from today.
 
You guys posting isn't going to help my thread be the shortest.
 
Oh crap, now ya got me doing it!
 
what the hell's goin on here
 
If you really want a short thread, say something so blatently offensive in your initial post that the moderators lock it down immediately. Problem solved.
 
Sac Arrow said:
If you really want a short thread, say something so blatently offensive in your initial post that the moderators lock it down immediately. Problem solved.
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Well, that would be cheating. I want a truly short thread that people simply don't post in so we can set a record.

I think it can be done too if people just stop posting to my 'Shortest Thread Ever' thread.
 
That's like putting a chocolate glaze donut in the breakroom with a tag on it that says "don't eat this."
 
Captain said:
Well, that would be cheating. I want a truly short thread that people simply don't post in so we can set a record.

I think it can be done too if people just stop posting to my 'Shortest Thread Ever' thread.
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That wouldn't make it the shortest, because it already is NOT the shortest.

And I can pretty much guarantee anything you start will NOT be the shortest just because. :rofl:

And as others have said, there are already threads that have zero responses, so at best you could only TIE for the shortest. :D
 
Greg Bockelman said:
That wouldn't make it the shortest, because it already is NOT the shortest.

And I can pretty much guarantee anything you start will NOT be the shortest just because. :rofl:

And as others have said, there are already threads that have zero responses, so at best you could only TIE for the shortest. :D
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No, I think if we all just roll up our sleeves and put a little effort into this project we could still make this the shortest thread ever.

We just have to stop posting to it. Common, we can do this!
 
you are already well above the length of the shortest thread... What are you talking about?

You just posted on my thread, and it is 16 posts shorter than this one...
 
There IS a way to make this a "shortest" thread you know....

Yo mama so low, she play handball on the street curb.....
 
I already have the shortest thread ever. 0 replies, 424 views.
 
Look, there's still time. The page is about to flip. Maybe if we brainstorm on ideas how to make it shorter we might, just might, have a chance.
 
AuntPeggy said:
I already have the shortest thread ever. 0 replies, 424 views.
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Do you think everyone will be able to resist the temptation of posting to your 0 reply threads?

:)
 
Captain said:
Well, that would be cheating. I want a truly short thread that people simply don't post in so we can set a record.

I think it can be done too if people just stop posting to my 'Shortest Thread Ever' thread.
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I have a thread so short you can't even see it. :rofl:
 
There's a thread that is attached (just barely) to the zipper on my bicycling shorts.
It is VERY short.
Much Shorter Than This Thread.
I wonder about pulling it thru and getting rid of it, but I only think about it when I'm riding, and afraid it will begin the total destruction of my riding shorts, and i'll have to peddle home in my tightie whities.
 
Apparently his REAL intention is to create the LONGEST thread. With that, I am done participating.

:)

I think.

:rofl:
 
Greg Bockelman said:
Apparently his REAL intention is to create the LONGEST thread. With that, I am done participating.

:)

I think.

:rofl:
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No no no. The idea is short. The shorter the better. Please stop posting on this thread.
 
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