Until we can get a lot of pressure on the congress critters we can't beat the lobbyists and get the do not call list enforced and spoofed caller ID outlawed. On the other hand, since I am now effectively retired, they sometimes catch me when I have time to be entertained. I got the call from "Windows Support" while driving my car and the guy came up on speakerphone. I use a Mac, so I really don't remember the Windows keyboard anymore. No matter.
"OK, let me get to my computer" long pause
"I just turned it on" pause
"Ok, now what?" I'm in traffic, you think he would recognize the sounds
"Which row is that on"
"I don't see a key that has that on it"
"What's a Mac?"
"Oh, maybe" Telemarketer hangs up
More recently, I got the "reduce your credit card interest" call. Pressed one
Mostly just kept asking questions and making up answers, in frustration he asked me if I wanted to save money or not.
"I'm just trying to waste your time so you will take me off your list"
Response: "you Mo---- F-----, click"
The last one, from Apple Support, told me they were getting suspicious web transactions from all over the world. I told him I was stuck on the farm because of the snow, and so it couldn't be me.
Actually turned out to be nice guy. He asked if I grew potatoes on the farm, I told him no, it's all clay so we can't raise anything except corn. Then he tried to get back on topic. After much confusion he wished me well and hoped I could get off the farm soon.
My wife, who was listening, said she thought he decided I was too stupid to scam.