What they printed:
Not a pilot.
Not a glider.
So at least they got right that he must be rich.
Gold Coast pilot, glider crash into field
A man from the Gold Coast neighborhood flying without a pilot’s license, a certificate of flightworthiness or insurance was not hurt when the aircraft he was piloting made an emergency landing and crashed into a roadside ditch Wednesday night near west suburban Oswego.
At 6 p.m. 52-year-old Michael E. Lawrence, of 680 N. Lake Shore Dr., took off from Cushing Field in Newark, IL in a two-seated Ultralight glider, according to a release from Illinois State Police Joliet District. He flew east of Newark when he began to have problems.
At 7:52 p.m., the aircraft experienced engine failure and Lawrence did an emergency landing -- crashing into a field near Illinois Rte. 71 at Chicago Road, according to an Illinois State Police Joliet District trooper.
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http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/2453640,gold-coast-pilot-glider-crash-070110.article
Not a pilot.
Not a glider.
So at least they got right that he must be rich.