And now it's time for THE REST OF THE STORY (or at least, the other side of the coin) Names, locations, actions, have all been changed for various reasons.
Picture this, you're on patrol, you see a car driving poorly. You initiate the traffic stop, the driver does not dispute the bad driving, but tells you it is the car's fault. It is possible, but it is also possible the guy is intoxicated. After all, nobody every lies to the police, right? (Only non-cops and cops w/ less than 6hrs of experience could possibly believe that)
So let's see if we can let the guy go upon his merry way. How to do this? Well, experience has proven that intoxicated people are horrible at determining if they're intoxicated, so we can't just ask. DUI is mostly a result of impaired motor skills and memory functions. So, if we can check those real quick, they can be on their way. Hmm, the individual refuses and demands to be released on their own say so as to their abilities, as, after all, it is the car's fault. Not theirs.
So, here's the dilemma:
- We have a car not being controlled properly upon the roadway (raising suspicion of DUI)
- We have the human, who is responsible for the behavior of the car upon the roadway, saying it was not his driving but the car's
- We have the human refusing to provide proof of motor skills and memory
Options:
1) Arrest the guy for DUI take him for a breath test
- If he fails the breath test:
---You can rest easy knowing you took a DUI off the street
- If he passes the breath test:
---Well, you can either cut him loose, or you can write him for failure to maintain lane or whatever else occurred to catch your eye and then cut him loose.
2) Call the guy a ride to come get him. You're taking a suspected DUI off the road but still not having to process the time and paperwork for a DUI. Writing tickets for failure to maintain lane, etc is up to the officer.
3) Cut the guy loose.
- If he was not intoxicated, he's going to be unhappy anyway, no nothing gained. No one ever writes a thank you note in those situations.
- If he WAS intoxicated:
--- If he makes it home without damaging anything / anybody, he will bask in the glory of putting one over on the cops
--- If he has a wreck on the way home from your traffic stop and hurts someone, your life just took a severe turn for the worse.
----- The guy's attorney will be saying "The cop said he was ok to drive, surely the cop can determine this, right? The 0.21 blood alcohol must not have been to blame."
----- The victim's attorney will be demanding to know why you allowed an intoxicated individual to drive after interacting with them.
----- The victim's attorney will be demanding to know how many other incompetent officers your agency has.
----- The victim's attorney will be demanding to know how many other incompetent officers your state has certified.
----- The state attorney general will be investigating to see how you determined he was ok to continue driving, and whether you may have crossed the line into criminal neglect while on duty, misconduct in office, etc.
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So, yeah, there's reasons beyond "I feel like being a jerk today" for cops being a bit less lenient about how they deal w/ DUIs.
We now return you to the normal scheduled complaining about cops not allowing motorists to self report their intoxication status.