My first colon screening is scheduled for next week. No issues, but this is one of the "over 50" inspections that's recommended of everyone.
Some solace is that it won't be too long before our good friend Br-y-an will have to do it. And I fully expect the satirical video to document his experience.
Some questions to gain some hive mind wisdom on the procedure and getting ready for it...
Prep: Was given Suprep as the "full strength" cleanser to consume before the procedure. Any suggestions/wisdom on making this stuff tolerable as I take it? Instructions say mix with water and follow up with 2x 16oz servings of water over the next hour.
Not clear in the instructions if I am supposed to quickly "chug" the prepared dose or if I can take reasonable swallows over a short span of time.
Prep: In additions to the dietary instructions provided by the Doctor and his staff, what other bits of wisdom is there? Lots and lots of hydration, check. But what else?
Anti-Nausea: I was provided a prescription for Zofran to combat any nausea. A search on the AOPA medications database says
NOT ALLOWED. So,
@bbchien and
@lbfjrmd, should I not fill this scrip at all? Or is it permitted to take for this one time use? I know "not allowed" often can be interpreted
"you cannot be operated an aircraft while consuming this medication", which I
definitely won't be. But what I don't know is if you can take something like this; wait a sufficient period; return to flight; and not get attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis.
I have no idea how I'll react to the prep meds from the nausea angle. The doctor assistant providing me information about the prep had a few suggestions, so I might not need to Zofran. But I'd like know the FAA angle on this if I do need to take it.
Day Before and Day Of: I think I got a good handle on this.
- Only consume the clear liquid diet they told me about,
- Remain very hydrated with water, Gatorade (no red or purple), and fruit juices
- take my existing medications as they said.
- And don't stray very far from the toilet.
Post procedure: My procedure is scheduled at 9:00am, so I expect to be home shortly after Noon.
- I know I'll be a bit out of it from the sedation, but should I ask the person brining me home to stick around for a few hours since I live alone?
- What is suggested regarding food choices as recover?
- What can I eat the day of the procedure?
- What can I eat on the day after?
- When can I return to normal routine, including exercise on stationary bike.
Reporting to the FAA:
- Of course the visit to a medical professional will be listed.
- The procedure will done at one of the "day surgery centers" that surround the local hospital. But do I need to report this as a hospital visit? (Question 18u, Admission to Hospital)
- How do I report the procedure on MedXpress? (what boxes and such)
- Should I bring a copy of the results/details to the AME if is (hopefully) "no problems found"
- If I do choose to take the Zofran, I'll report it. But will doing so create a world of reporting hurt?
- Any other reporting items to be aware of so to make this a total yawn?
Also pinging Dr. Bruce and Dr. Lou for their input/comments on how to report at the next medical.
@bbchien @lbfjrmd