Thanks.
Interesting. It really didn't at all look/feel like a battery issue, but as evidenced by the thread I barely know what I'm doing.

I agree that a labored crank would suggest that, but the more important symptom here was that the crank came to an abrupt stop with a "thunk" while I still held the start button down, and I could see the engine "torqued up/twisted" until I released the start button. Doing my best to describe it well. Then three attempts later it's cranking like it should, no issue.
But here's what I know about the battery. It's brand new. I have a Battery Tender Jr. trickle charger. During some previous downtime, I left the battery hooked up to the ski, and after the downtime (maybe 3 weeks or a month?) the battery was nearly dead. Multimeter showed it at 6 volts or something similarly terrible. So something's drawing power just while it sits there, but I haven't dealt with that. This last bit of downtime I disconnected the battery but didn't leave it hooked up to the trickle charger. I tested it at 12.4V before my outing on Friday and thought that was pretty good, but apparently not.