Well, I went to look up the stats on this. I thought we were #2 behind North Dakota (because Ole and Lena are the only ones who live dere and dey just can't stop drinkin' don'tcha know) but now I see that the stats that are most widely covered put us in about 7th place because they're looking at purchases vs. population and not correcting for the people who cross state lines to get lower taxes (New Hampshire, you cheated!).
However, 7 of the top 10 drunkest cities in America are in Wisconsin... And those "seven" are:
1) Green Bay
2) Eau Claire
3) Appleton
4) Madison
5) Oshkosh
6) Neenah
7) Wausau
8) La Crosse
9) Onalaska
New math! They combined some of them. I guess they wanted to let other places have a chance to get on the list.