Pilots of America, the Soap Opera

[AggieMike88]

Mrs. 6PC: No, 6PC. It's best that we part, 6PC. You have another wife, and I have another husband, and he has another wife, and she has another husband. It isn't the simplest sort of arrangement. It isn't. No, after all our years of wedded bliss, it's auf wiedersehen, 6PC. We must think of the child. After all, we do have a child, and he has a child, and the child has another wife, and she has another husband, and he has a child, and that child, 6PC, is our child. I must go away somewhere and figure this thing out. Auf wiedersehen, John, auf wiedersehen.

6PC: But, Mrs. 6PC dear, I know you have another husband, and that he has another wife, and that she has another husband, and that our own child, through marriage, is now my uncle. And your sisters father on your grandmother's side. But can't we talk this over. There is still time, our divorce doesn't become final for another five minutes.

Mrs. 6PC: We'll talk it over some other day, 6PC, but not today.

6PC: Why not, dear?

Mrs. 6PC: Today I am to be married. Bon soir, 6PC…. Prosit… Auf wiedersehen… Au revoir... Adios…. Al-o-ha 6PC

6PC: How do you like that? She didn't even say 'goodbye'.


Apologies to Spike Jones fans, since this is a direct ripoff. For original, see: http://youtu.be/vTj6-BFROVo

 

[tmyers]

Whoa, you picked a bad day to stop drinking, it is messing with your mind!!!!!

 

[FastEddieB]

Whoa, you picked a bad day to stop drinking...

Or something...

 

[Yellowbird]

I love Spike Jones

 

[Gerhardt]

It's probably best if we keep our comments about Mrs. 6PC to ourselves. Doesn't seem fair that she gets dragged down into the much with him and the rest of us.

 

[JOhnH]

I'm sure it's 5:00 somewhere, but not here and not in TX. Are you by chance visiting about 3 or 4 time zones away?

That was funny though, and I'm sorry to say, Mrs. 6PC is just as legitimate a target as 6PC himself is. But she seems like a good sport. She has to be.

Mrs. 6PC: No, 6PC. It's best that we part, 6PC. You have another wife, and I have another husband, and he has another wife, and she has another husband. It isn't the simplest sort of arrangement. It isn't. No, after all our years of wedded bliss, it's auf wiedersehen, 6PC. We must think of the child. After all, we do have a child, and he has a child, and the child has another wife, and she has another husband, and he has a child, and that child, 6PC, is our child. I must go away somewhere and figure this thing out. Auf wiedersehen, John, auf wiedersehen.

6PC: But, Mrs. 6PC dear, I know you have another husband, and that he has another wife, and that she has another husband, and that our own child, through marriage, is now my uncle. And your sisters father on your grandmother's side. But can't we talk this over. There is still time, our divorce doesn't become final for another five minutes.

Mrs. 6PC: We'll talk it over some other day, 6PC, but not today.

6PC: Why not, dear?

Mrs. 6PC: Today I am to be married. Bon soir, 6PC…. Prosit… Auf wiedersehen… Au revoir... Adios…. Al-o-ha 6PC

6PC: How do you like that? She didn't even say 'goodbye'.


Apologies to Spike Jones fans, since this is a direct ripoff. For original, see: http://youtu.be/vTj6-BFROVo