cirrusmx
Line Up and Wait
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- Dec 20, 2011
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- Boston, Massachussetts
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campoalavista
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Customers who ...
... say the need the auto part from me, but are not able to make up their mind to purchase it. Car is dead, they told me they need the car repaired now, my price is considerably less than the new one from the car dealer or AutoZone, they called me with the problem, I have the solution, they admit I'm the best price, but they STILL won't pull the buying trigger.
... when asked what they are willing to spend on a part say they haven't a clue, but when I name a very fair price, immediately respond "oh, that's too much!". wtf? 5 seconds ago you couldn't answer the money question, and all of a sudden, I'm overpriced?
... when offered a killer price for their fender, door mirror, bumper, and acknowledge is a great deal, won't purchase it because the color doesn't match their faded out paint on the rest of the car.
nsfw but too funny "people who annoy you"
http://www.southparkstudios.com/cli...hat-on-television#searchterm=wheel of fortune
ring-ring,,,ring ring... "hello?"
"Hi, this is Doc, I'm calling about your blah-blah-blah for sale?"
"Yeah,, it's been sitting around here for about x years. It was my sister-in-laws blah for a long time, but then she died. She got the uterine cancer, and was in the hospital for 2 years. Of course, her husband, my brother wasn't much use. He's a dirt-poor good for nothing. Then my sister up and died after that, and the blah was given to my dad. But he was alzhiemers ya know. So, my dad used to be pretty alert but then....."
Just kill me now......
nsfw but too funny "people who annoy you"
http://www.southparkstudios.com/cli...hat-on-television#searchterm=wheel of fortune
People who say they are going to call me back about something that's important and don't.
Do you really want them to? 99% of the time they want to sell you a slap chop or an infrared cooker.
Slap chop changed my life
Me: "911, what is the address of your emergency?"
caller: "Well, its not an emergency, but..."
Me (on my last day of work): "If its not an emergency, why the f%$* are you calling 911?"
People who call to report that their unlocked vehicle was entered overnight, and their (pick one or more of the following) stereo...purse...wallet....GPS....laptop....gun they had under the seat, was stolen.
people who call 911 to report something and have no clue where they are.
Anyone who has been arrested in the past for theft, assault, burglary, possession of stolen property, fraud, forgery, reporting that they've been robbed, assaulted, burglarized or victimized in any other way.
Anyone who has a GPS and needs help because they followed the shortcut on the GPS and now they are lost, stuck in the snow, or both.
Do you really want them to? 99% of the time they want to sell you a slap chop or an infrared cooker.
More like me calling banks or lawyers or insurance companies over matters of significant $.
If a sandwich shop keeps me waiting more than 5 min for my $20 sack of take home food, I get a coupon for a free sandwich.
Financial institution keeps me waiting for weeks over thousands of $, I don't even get an apology or explanation.
Something about that just isn't right.
Sandwiches are perishable?
Depends, I think the ones from the truck stop are good for a year or two.
People don't annoy me, humanity as a whole annoys me.
Will humanity be posting its side of the story?
Slap chop changed my life
You owe me a new keyboard.
I thought that was supposed to be one of the things about 911, if you can't say anything at all, just dial it and drop it and they'll send someone, at least that's what they hyped to us in school.