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This will stop them...
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But can you imagine how embarrassing it would be to have your parents drive around with "My kid is an honors student" on their bumper?
I was never in the honor roll and i turned out fine, in most cases way better than my honor roll peers.
Slap chop changed my life
...., (s)he's finishing up 4 big macs and a 64 oz soft drink donchaknow. .....
I mean, After all, (s)he's finishing up 4 big macs and a 64 oz soft drink donchaknow.
Back on topic...I don't think I've seen this one...
If you did any "bricks and mortar" shopping this holiday season then you probably, like me, experienced this.
Person #1 who parks in the middle of a drive aisle as they wait for person #2 to load up their car and vacate their parking space.
Person #2 has 50 bags of goodies, and twelve kids to load up in their car seat but that doesn't matter to person #1. (S)he's quite willing to wait for 15 minutes while no one else in the lot can get past them. I mean, After all, (s)he's finishing up 4 big macs and a 64 oz soft drink donchaknow. Got all the time in the world!
So, I sidestep the roadblock, drive out in the back 40 and park. As I walk back to the store I typically see person #1 finally pulling into the space. (S)he was quite patient.
Everyone else on the parking lot lost their patience long ago however. But that didn't deter person #1 from waiting for that primo space.
Back on topic...I don't think I've seen this one...
If you did any "bricks and mortar" shopping this holiday season then you probably, like me, experienced this.
Person #1 who parks in the middle of a drive aisle as they wait for person #2 to load up their car and vacate their parking space.
Person #2 has 50 bags of goodies, and twelve kids to load up in their car seat but that doesn't matter to person #1. (S)he's quite willing to wait for 15 minutes while no one else in the lot can get past them. I mean, After all, (s)he's finishing up 4 big macs and a 64 oz soft drink donchaknow. Got all the time in the world!
So, I sidestep the roadblock, drive out in the back 40 and park. As I walk back to the store I typically see person #1 finally pulling into the space. (S)he was quite patient.
Everyone else on the parking lot lost their patience long ago however. But that didn't deter person #1 from waiting for that primo space.
.........
Edit: Sometimes, if I have a feeling someone is poaching my spot by following me to my car, I take them on a wild goose chase and spend a REALLY long time putting things away. If I feel really mean, I "forget" something in the mall and walk back. This is probably why I get stuck behind people waiting for "primo" spots all the time.
People in cars who turn left to turn right.
Not to be confused with dirt track racers!
George
Right left right if you want to make a tight left at speed....
Today's annoyance:
People who think that Missy Franklin shouldn't be allowed to swim in her HS swim meets because she's so much faster than all the other swimmers (see yesterday's WSJ article).
She's a high school student. Just because she has Olympic Gold? That's nuts.
Two left turn lanes; you're in the outer of the two. Light turns green, and the guy to your left wants to turn into the second or third lane (i.e., where you have to go), rather than the lane closest to them.
Two left turn lanes; you're in the outer of the two. Light turns green, and the guy to your left wants to turn into the second or third lane (i.e., where you have to go), rather than the lane closest to them.