AggieMike88
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The original "I don't know it all" of aviation.
A well known flyer is dead at age 53...
Rudolf the reindeer was struck in flight over Barcelona by a flock of birds and a 747.
Eyewitnesses report that the reindeer in Spain was mainly hit by the plane.
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95 year old Grandpappa Charlie was acquitted today of sexual harassment, however, he must still answer to charges of assault with a dead weapon.
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Tragic new from the Dallas Zoo. Some construction workers misread a work order and filled in the area that house sped,the snakes. The head curator, V. Shedzhisken was quoted, "It's very sad. Now now they don't have a pit to hiss in."
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In Utah, an entire cult of spider worshiper so was found dead last night. Authorities believe it is one of the worst cases of insecticide the state has ever seen.
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And this just in...... Dr. Bjorn Maydkopeysovmself, head gentic scientist at Whatsamattah U. was arrested today when a body that looked very much like him was found at the bottom of a local canyon. The doctor admitted the body was one of his experiments but was embarrassed to announce his success because the copy would only speak in profane and insulting language. Authorities have announced they are seeking the maximum penalty against the scientist for making an obscene clone fall.
Rudolf the reindeer was struck in flight over Barcelona by a flock of birds and a 747.
Eyewitnesses report that the reindeer in Spain was mainly hit by the plane.
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95 year old Grandpappa Charlie was acquitted today of sexual harassment, however, he must still answer to charges of assault with a dead weapon.
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Tragic new from the Dallas Zoo. Some construction workers misread a work order and filled in the area that house sped,the snakes. The head curator, V. Shedzhisken was quoted, "It's very sad. Now now they don't have a pit to hiss in."
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In Utah, an entire cult of spider worshiper so was found dead last night. Authorities believe it is one of the worst cases of insecticide the state has ever seen.
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And this just in...... Dr. Bjorn Maydkopeysovmself, head gentic scientist at Whatsamattah U. was arrested today when a body that looked very much like him was found at the bottom of a local canyon. The doctor admitted the body was one of his experiments but was embarrassed to announce his success because the copy would only speak in profane and insulting language. Authorities have announced they are seeking the maximum penalty against the scientist for making an obscene clone fall.
